The Final Fantasy Alphabet

[Seth Mitchell]

I got bored and made this, I hope it is amusing to you.

-A is for Andy, the guy who beat me up at school because I play Final Fantasy.

-B is for Buster Sword, why can something that looks so comical be so cool?

-C is for Cloud, the coolest FF character by far.

-D is for dirt, because whenever I get frustrated wiith my game I take the disk and throw it in the dirt.

-E is for Estragen, because for every 5 guys that plays FF, only 1 girl does.

-F is for Fanatic, if you are reading this, the chances are pretty high that you are a fanatic.
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-G is for guts, why don't the enemies ever leave behind any innards of their body?

-H is for hands, because one of mine was amputated so I started playing FF with my feet.

-I is for idiot, because what idiot what take the time out to make a FF alphabet, I mean seriously what a douche.

-J is for jog, because on the world map, your guy always gets across the world in like 2 minites.

-K is for kill, because evrything you see, you have to kill.

-L is for love, because no matter what, theres always a love story thrown in.

-M is for manipulate, because the FF game controls are like so easy to manipulate, like a board game almost.

-N is for nothing, because after playing and finishing a game of FF, I fill emptiness inside.

-O is for Opium, because that's probably what the writers of the game smoked

-P is for Pheonix Down, how the hell do baby bird feathers rasie the dead?

-Q is for quiz, because there are more FF quiz with false info than anything else.

-R is for Rayon, because all of the characters clothes look as if they are made of Rayon.

-S is for savepoint, why don't you  ever see savepoints in real life?

-T is for towns, because without towns, there would be no Final Fantasy

-U is for ulcer, because I have about 9 from playing FF8.

-V is for violence, because on the T for teen rating it says violence, cutting bodies and then they obliterate  is not violence.

-W is for worldmap, why is that everything on the worldmap is the same size as the hero.

-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone.

-Y is for youth, because you never see a 50 year old FF character.

-Z is for Screwed up Endings, I know it doesn't start with Z , but it has to do with the fact that on every FF game, you can never save at the very end. You always fight the final Boss, then it's a series of Cinamatics and what not. YOu always have the option to fight the final boss agian. That's $%^@*& up.


Well I hope you enjoyed this, I know I did.....not enjoy it. lol

[Grandy]

"O" should be for O'aka, Merchant Extraordinaire.

 As "C" should be for "Cid" Cloud is cool, but Cid appears in every single game but the first.

 

"-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone."

 Did you read A series of unfortunate events?

[Reain_]

lol that was sweet

"-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone."
Thats so true!

and Z could have been Zidane from FF9

and save points in real life that would be sweet, though then again we have so many people from other times running around it be CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackskullwarlock]

'-R should be for Rikku because she is the coolest Al Bhed'

'-A should be for Auron because he's the best character out there'

'-C should definitly be for Cid because he's in every game besides the first as mentionned before'

'-N should be for Nemesis because he's a really tough boss'

'-B should be  Blitzball because it's such the coolest fake sport'

'-U should be Ultima because it's the strongest spell'

'-K should be for Kefka because he's the coolest villain'

'-M should be Marlboro because it's a classic monster'

[Prpl_Mage]

Damn...I thought that it was someone that had wrote down the Al´Bhed language here...

But yeah most of those stuff are true, but i would like to change some of them... And add Å, Ä and Ö to it...

[Drace]

R should be for Retarded because that's what this game is.
I should be for Idiot, cause face it. You're one.
TYS should be for Tidus-Yuna-Sex-scene. Come on guys, we know what happend back-stage.

[GaryCXJk]

K should be for Kupo, since Moogles became classic. This would also leave M for Moogles, though Magic could also be a good option. However, if K were Kweh, then it would be a Chocobo sound, and C could fit as Chocobo.

E should be Excalibur, because this sword has been in all but one (or two, I don't know) Final Fantasy games.

B should either be for Bahamut or Behemoth, both monsters became Final Fantasy classics, I believe the first being a classic summon, the second being a classic fiend. F could then be fiend and S would then better fit as Summon.

Also, B could also be Blue Magic, since I believe Final Fantasy first introduced it.

O should be Overworld, since all but one used overworld (I believe).

N could be for Nullify, while A could be Absorb, both abilities linked to the elements. So, E could also be Elemental.

For the rest, I'll also sum up some good points. U should be Ultima. C could better be Cid.

And Drace, shut it.

[Seth Mitchell]

Originally posted by Grandy
"O" should be for O'aka, Merchant Extraordinaire.

 As "C" should be for "Cid" Cloud is cool, but Cid appears in every single game but the first.

 

quote:

"-X is for Xylophone, because X is always for Xylophone."

 Did you read A series of unfortunate events?

NO I did not read that particular book.


And Drace, as stated...shut up.

[Drace]

Originally posted by GaryCXJk
O should be Overworld, since all but one used overworld (I believe)

All but 2. X and X-2.

[Razor]

We are all very aware that this is a spam topic, right?
Seth, Seth, I thought you'd read the rules.  


At the very least, this belongs in Forum Gaming.
(which I'm hoping will be renamed "Razor Land" )

[GaryCXJk]

Your definition of Spam is not correct.

stupid, pointless, annoying post

SPAM.

The only thing this topic is, is a post. It's not stupid, it's not pointless, it's most certainly not annoying. So, in short, this topic cannot be concidered spam, not even slightly.

[Robotam]

I heard it was: "Stupid posts and messages - SPAM"
And some may consider this stupid, wouldn't you say? ^_^'

[Shady Ultima]

Originally posted by Robotam
I heard it was: "Stupid posts and messages - SPAM"
And some may consider this stupid, wouldn't you say? ^_^'

Which raises the question... why the hell would they name canned meat after it?

[Razor]

Well Gary, you must at least admit it belongs in Forum Gaming, no?

[Seth Mitchell]

How is this a forum game?