The naked truth about each and every member

[X_marks_the_ed]

Just call me pinky.



Chronoman dug through the center of the earth and ended up in China. "Damn! I wanted Sweden!" Then, several yellow soldiers blow up China.

Ed throws the board out the window. "You cheated!!"

[Archem]

And then Ed ate some rusty nails. For fun.

[chronoman]

And Archem turned into a pixie and pranced around in the woods.

[Arcanagirl]

chronoman bought a rabite named Binki, that ended up being a racoon named Tochici. Then chronoman bought a ticket to brazil, but ended up in Ice Land and became and eskimo and forever lived off ice chips and fish    

[MrMister]

Arcana[sic] hosted the first annual 'Give Me Awards' show. Someone threw a full beer bottle at her head during the opening speech, putting her in a thirty two year coma. The beer thrower felt so guilty he ran on stage during the 'Jon Voight Life Achievement Award' and shot himself.

[Arcanagirl]

MrMister started his own music video called "Life's a poppin when I come a rockin!" He made over 5 million $ but shortly had it all stolen with a ransome notice saying pay me 25 million if you every want to see your 5 million again.

[chronoman]

Then Arcanagirl went to the circus with razor and they went on the faris wheel together. As it reached the top and stopped razor was so freaked he jumped to his doom but arcanagirl waited the 5 seconds for the guy to move it back to the ground. Then she went to Ice Land to visit Chronoman and Tochici for a fish BBQ.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed needed some money, so he started working for the carnmival. He was at first in the freak show for being an Inrun, but then, was able to get off as a janitor.

*Scrapes razor off of the pavement below the ferris wheel with a spatula.*

[Dragonium]

Of course, Ed had to hide the fact that he was really a double-glazing salesman from the planet Gaddlefreb.

[Leon_1990]

Dragonium froze to death in his house due to the lack of Gaddlefrebian Double-Glazing, Ed laughed

[ZeroKirbyX]

On March 18, 2006, Leon was viciously attacked by a man eating penguin. No one is sure what exactly made this penguin crave flesh, but you can look over and see the poor victims mutilated reamins. A internet wide man hunt is currently in action for the penguin. If ytou have any info, call us at... the hell? What is that? Oh god, oh gd! Help! Its eating my face!!!!!!!!!! Agggggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hel*beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*

[Meiscool-2]

Last year, ZXK died, but he rose back to life. Givin this second chance at life, he desided to spend all his time on the computer, and never get off, ever.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Needing more money, Ed signed up a volunteer police man. He did some snooping and found this sketch of the evil penguin...   the linux penguin!

[Shadowless1]

humour meee, i want a story about me

[X_marks_the_ed]

Shadowless ate his own head.

There. Penny please!