What The?

[Big_Duke]

I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was  the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish

I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.

Thank You.
Billy 'Smiles' Evans,
The boy with just a head.
And a burlap sack for a body.

Oh, WTF?!


That's FAKE.
Fake as a dancing banana.

[Smokey_locs2006]

*ahem*




HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[coasterkrazy]

Whoever started that email clearly has a bad education as the maximum time to live with just a head is not very long. I'm not sure about the exact (5 seconds maybe?), but it's certainly not 9 years. The burlap bag thing is moronic as well. Last off, if you are so damn poor than why do you have a computer with the internet? There's always the library excuse for that, but still. There's none for the other things. Leaves do not equal human organs. 'Nuff said. I'd reply to that email with those explanations... or maybe I wouldn't waste any time.

[Bluhman]

Just look up the name on Google.

[coasterkrazy]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/burlap.htm

[Big_Duke]

Who the Hell does this crap?

If that E-mail was glass I'd Shatter it.

[Midnight9795]

I dunno..I mean, I almost believed Duke's wrote it himself..but then I remembered he doesn't know how to use the 'space bar.'

[Big_Duke]

Midnight,you are cruel.

[Midnight9795]

Originally posted by Big_Duke
Midnight,you are cruel,and annoying.
But,I don't mind.

Big Dukes, you are an emo..Enough said.

[blackskullwarlock]

Originally posted by Big_Duke
Midnight,you are cruel,and annoying.

I like the cruel part. And she's not annoying. Far from it.

And whoever wrote this is a complete idiot. There are so many things that are wrong with that e-mail...a bag of leaves instead of a body...give me a break -.-

[Midnight9795]

Thank you. ^^

[Drace]

Born without a body? WTF!? Is that person so dee deedee?
The guy that made this should die.

And Duke, dude. Please TRY, TRY, TRY to use the spacebar AFTER a comma for once.

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

Since when are chain letters are mostly real?

Of course, this sounds completely fake.

A head-living person =/

[Midnight9795]

Why edit your post, Dukes?

[Big_Duke]

Upon looking at this I just saw a creepy mail, it's about a ghost girl who says it will kill you in the next few minutes if you don't copy and paste that email(Not forward) to the next ten-fifteen people.

It was scary.

BUT, how can a ghost type?

Are there even ghosts in the first place?

How can it find the person?

Why do you care?