Sorry to Leave so Soon....

[oooog]

Yes, I know I just arrived, but I have to go again.  Don't worry though, this time it wasn't due to boredom or certain individuals I...disagreed with (Not naming names).

My brother came home from college recently, and he screwed up the internet pretty badly by plugging his computer into the modem.  It took me about 2-3 hours alone to just get this post.  I will return when we fix this problem.

(I believe he's running a torrent, but he refuses to admit it, and his computer is password protected, and whenever he leaves it even for a second, he locks it up.)

So, until my return, keep in touch on either my forum:

orkyjork.4.forumer.com/

My Myspace

myspace.com.orky90/

AIM

orkyjork90    -   allseeingshinobi

MSN

orkyjork@hotmail.com

Yahoo

babaganoosh90@yahoo.com





So, keep in touch.

[Midnight9795]

Vye! (Bye :p )

[ZeroKirbyX]

Asta la Toaster.

[Bluhman]

BYE, you...  BLAH.

[Tomi]

Good Bye.

[oooog]

Very confuzzled at the moment...

It appears to have stopped.  I keeps going on and off :/.

  Router.

Anyway, it would appear I am doomed to come in at random moments and disappear for a long period of time angainst my will...

Well, Pre-emptive greetings/farewells.

[Archem]

Man, whenever I visit my family from college, I won't lock up my compy. I bet he's downloading massive amounts of the dirtiest porn on the net. Why else would he be so paranoid about his computer? My friend's brother's like that, too. I won't be, I have the power to punch siblings until they leave. Sure, I get in trouble, but at least it works. Try messing up his computer by doing what my friend did to another one of our friends: Move all the folders around (put important apps in the networking folders, hide files in system folders, etc.), and change the wallpaper to a big sign that says: YOU HAVE BEEN 1337-HAZ0R3D, N00B!!! Man, my friend was sooo pissed when he figured out what had happened...

[Razor]

Well, I'm sorry to see you go and its good to see you're back. Repeat ad nauseum.

[Moosetroop11]

In the unlikely event of computer failing, STAY CALM.

DO NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, go outside. Doing so might cause you to make friends and lessen your need for the internet. Instead, take up and equally anti-social hobby such as RPGs or crying in a corner.

Should there be a knock at the door, it may be your family wondering where you have been. In this occasion, BARRICADE yourself in your room until the computer is fixed. Remember, forum post count is directly proportional to penis size. Don't risk missing a single topic.

-AOL help guide

[Drace]

Meaning my genitals are larger than those of Moosetroop. WOOH!!!

Also, crying in the corner is a great hobby to kill time and dignity. My sefl-esteem was getting pretty high but I fixed that by crying in the corner...

Oh god... my live's worthless!!!!!!!! *cries in the corner*

[Razor]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Remember, forum post count is directly proportional to penis size. Don't risk missing a single topic.

Cache 22 my friend, why would he need a larger penis if he will never use it (...assumiing he stays in his room forever)?

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by Razor

quote:

Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Remember, forum post count is directly proportional to penis size. Don't risk missing a single topic.

Cache 22 my friend, why would he need a larger penis if he will never use it (...assumiing he stays in his room forever)?

Three words. Mail order bride.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11

quote:

Originally posted by Razor quote: Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Remember, forum post count is directly proportional to penis size. Don't risk missing a single topic. Cache 22 my friend, why would he need a larger penis if he will never use it (...assumiing he stays in his room forever)?

Three words. Mail order bride.

Four words. Russian mail order brideS.