Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

Granted.  I'm banned within seconds and Charas becomes boring again.

I wish that the guy beside me gave me a beer!

[Fisherson]

Granted....wait a minute! You didn't make a wish. 

I wish the world was a fair and juste place.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  This game ceases to exist, thus your wish was never granted, so this game still exists etc. etc. etc.

I wish my last wish was granted ;_;

[Fisherson]

Granted, but it contained potassium benzoate....that's bad.

I wish dom's avatar would quit creeping me out.

[tekmansam]

I wish I was an immortal stud

[fruckert]

FAIL!

Granted, Fish, but it loses it's purpose gets depressed and kills itself.

I wish the grammar gods would stop punishing me.

[tekmansam]

Granted, your use of the english language is hereby revoked.

I wish my cup of fail did not runneth over.

[Rahl]

Granted, you are now washed away in a tsunami of FAIL!

I wish for a reply.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, a repl- the word could not be finished due to corruption

I wish my mommy would tuck me into bed!

[Rahl]

Granted but you are so tightly tucked that you are suficated.

I wish for no corruption in the granting of this wish.

[fruckert]

Granted.

I wish that Megaton going kaplooey wasn't so damn pretty.

[Rahl]

Granted its not as ugly as English wemon.

I wish for people to get along.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, everyone grows an inch.

I wish for The Last Guardian to come out and be really cheap in price

[Dominicy]

Granted.  It costs your soul.  Enjoy your seven years of thoughtlessness.

I wish non-Japanese people would stop using, misusing and abusing Japanese words.

[fruckert]

Granted, now they grossly misuse German.

I wish I had something nice to drink.