Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Felix-0]

(you seen this coming from like... a universe away) (lol quote from the first charas sprite off)

Granted, but now they are silent

I wish this paradox would end.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

granted you don't exist anymore

I wish my life would not end

[Fisherson]

Granted, you're life does not end, but the world is destoryed by Volgon Contructor Fleet Ships.

I wish the world was imune to Deathstar Superlasers and other such planet destorying devices.

[Fireflame]

Granted, but now the things that can't destroy the planet destroy the planet.

I wish I could fly.

[Fisherson]

Granted, you're now a passenger jet. You get to fly, but then you "crash" in the burmuda triangle.

I wish the world was a giant space ship.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted... it already technically was...

I wish someone would make me something to eat, preferably pie.

[Darkfox]

Granted... You are now a Hirochi pie, yet nobody wants to eat you.

I wish Duke Nukem had an animated series.

[Felix-0]

Granted, but keanu reeves plays as the duke

I wish I had time to work on my ABS more.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, you waste years of your life and it still doesn't work

I wish...

[Hawkfrost]

Granted you get nothing

I wish life were easier

[fruckert]

Granted, now you're catatonic. All you get to do is live, in the most literal sense possible.

I wish I wasn't a chronic insomniac.

[Musha]

Granted, now you will sleep FOREVER!!!! Mwahahahaha!!

I wish I had a pet Tonberry...that wouldn't ever stab me!

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, it burns you with it's lanturn instead

I wish I had $40 to buy a Tonberry plushie!!!

[Felix-0]

Granted, but it breaks in 5 days.

I wish toys wern't made so effin cheap.

[Hawkfrost]

granted but they are even more of a pain to get out of the box

I wish jobs were easier to find