Author Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 614575 times)

Fisherson · « **Reply #1485 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:13:52 PM »

Granted, you become a famous rapper and are gunned down Jet.

I wish for a slave girl.

Rahl · « **Reply #1486 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:55:36 PM »

(We already knew that)
Granted, but testicles remain intact and no one wants you.

I wish for a 1000 Arabian nights.

DedlellyDeth · « **Reply #1487 on:** April 28, 2009, 12:03:49 AM »

Granted. You spend 1000 nights in Saudi Arabia before being killed in the name of Allah.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

Rahl · « **Reply #1488 on:** April 28, 2009, 12:22:09 AM »

Granted I nail a bullton board to your head.

I wish I had a 5 year plan.

Hirochi-Zangus · « **Reply #1489 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:07:25 AM »

Granted, now you have a 5-year virgin mobile plan... no unlimited texts, no unlimited calls...

I wish, i wish i was a fish

fruckert · « **Reply #1490 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:10:08 AM »

Granted, I just ate you

I wish my pen would work

Hirochi-Zangus · « **Reply #1491 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:13:54 AM »

Granted, only enough ink for two words...

I wish my cat tasted better...

Kessembi · « **Reply #1492 on:** April 29, 2009, 07:15:57 PM »

Granted, but your tongue falls out in the process of eating it.

I wish I had a bicycle.

Hawkfrost · « **Reply #1493 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:13:02 PM »

Granted, but the tires are flat

I wish i could fly

Hirochi-Zangus · « **Reply #1494 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:20:22 PM »

Granted, your airplane crashes in Africa.

I wish I could get this homework done!

Hawkfrost · « **Reply #1495 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:22:39 PM »

Granted, you finish then dog eats it

i wish i was faster

Hirochi-Zangus · « **Reply #1496 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:27:50 PM »

Granted, you finish before you give a girl pleasure...sad...

I wish I had a thousand wishes!

Hawkfrost · « **Reply #1497 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:30:36 PM »

granted, but none of the others come true

i wish a had a million dollars tax free

fruckert · « **Reply #1498 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:44:21 PM »

Granted. It burns in transit.

I wish my thumbnail was back.

Hawkfrost · « **Reply #1499 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:45:14 PM »

Granted, it grows back all messed up and green

I wish i had a nice house

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