Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darkfox]

Here's a hotdog... made of disgusting soybeans!

I wish telemarketers would shut up.

[fruckert]

Granted, you get a wiener...and you spontaneously combust, as well

I wish that a blue gun would discharge at your face

[Musha]

Granted, but as everyone knows, blue guns are in fact Awesomifier Cannons, which triple a tasrget'ds awesomeness with each hit.

I wish I had an Awesomifier Cannon.

What the hell is that anyway?

Yuna, Rikku and Paine as horrible chibi-fairybeasts in Kingdom Hearts 2.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted, but you accidentally hit Chuck Norris and the whole universe explodes.

I wish I had mind control.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you accidentally hit Chuck Norris and the whole universe explodes.

I deem that fail

Granted, but since 80% of the world population is total idiots, it's not that useful

I wish that the world would realize that Chuck Norris sucks

[Musha]

Granted, but now they all idolize Carrot Top and post facts about him all over the internet.  <a href="http://www.chicagogigs.com/images/content/carrot-top_carrot-top_concerts_tickets_310748.jpg">Was it worth it?</a>

I wish I had a team of talented RPG developers to help me my my games.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but they're all trolls who don't even know what the term "trolls" means and wish you'd stop being mean to them.

I wish I had a real light saber that couldn't kill me.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. It does something else to you.

I wish I could fix computers.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but you need to have the following prerequisites before you can learn that skill.
Rapier Machinery lv1
Knowledge: Computer skills lv2
Computer savvy
Compute use proficiency lv 5


I wish I had 999 charisma on my next encounter.

[ThexXtremeXx]

granted, but your next encounter is with a giant rubber penis
that subtracts your charisma by OVER 9000!!!!

i wish i could understand what number is OVER 9000!!!!

[Rahl]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for invulnerability.

[Felix-0]

Granted, but ONLY your Achilles tendon is invunerable.

I wish trolls wouldn't exist

[Rahl]

Granted, but now Nebraska is empty...

I wish food.

[Felix-0]

INVALID WISH! ERROR! ERROR!

WISH granted, but now you become food.

I wish internet explorer had spell check. ;__;

[Rahl]

Granted but Internet Explorer doesn't exist anyways, only firefox does.

I wish for a lvl 120 Bone Falchion, sadly its 1,000,000,000 silver