Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Felix-0]

you get a your lvl 120 bone Falchion, only its erethal, cursed, and broken.

I wish summerschool didn't exist

[X_marks_the_ed]

Nothing happened. You need a magic level of NONEXISTANT NUMBER in order to perform that spell.

I wish my files would move themselves in Linux.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted, but they move every 5 seconds.

I wish I could understand Rahl's conflicting faiths. (Firefox, Windows? )

[fruckert]

Granted, but your mind implodes

I wish the next person had to speak only in Samuel L. Jackson quotes

[Fisherson]

Granted:

Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to be quite true.

After this wish was granted the wisher was incinerated.


I wish mars was colonized so I could live there and watch as the earth destroyed itself.

[Felix-0]

granted but mars blows up two years later

I wish labtops didn't suck on battery power

[Fisherson]

Granted, now they suck on human neck feeding on your blood.

I wish we didn't have ad ware on the  site.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted.
Ad Blocker https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
Hidden Cookie Killer https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6623
Tracking Clogger https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/11073

I wish I had JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it melts your brain

I wish I had a steak

[Hirochi-Zangus]

granted, you get food poisoning

I wish there was a way... for me to have a donut...

[Fisherson]

Granted. But the doughnut is a Doughnut Rancor and eats you.

I wish that I was slected to act in the next Jurasic Park.

[Musha]

Granted, but they decide to use real dinosaur and you get eaten by a t-rex in a "tragic accident" on the first day of shooting.  You are then replaced by Shia LeBoeuf, who wins an Oscar for the role.

I wish that redheaded chick on that damn Adventure Quest ad banner would stop winking at me.

[Rahl]

Granted, nows she's laghing at you.

I wish for the one ring to rule them all.

[Felix-0]

granted, but you will die in 7 days

I wish people would stop making silent antagonist games.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, now they are loud and anoyying antagonists...

I wish the loud and anoyying antagonists would kindly SHUT THE F*** UP!!!