Author Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 680092 times)

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #330 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:12:26 AM »

Granted, but now a bird has your penis in its mouth

I wish these didn't exsist

Dominicy · « **Reply #331 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:21:24 AM »

granted, they're replaced with viruses that are instantly downloaded to your computer when you even go on the internet. -_-

I wish that final fantasy 10's storyline wasn't so uninteresting.

White Dwarf · « **Reply #332 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:23:23 AM »

Granted but they made a FF X-2 as punishment

I wish i didnt have a penis in my mouth

Dominicy · « **Reply #333 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:17:57 AM »

granted, I'd rather not make a downside.

I wish every wish or corruption didn't have something to do with someone's penis.

Bluhman · « **Reply #334 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:03:22 PM »

Granted, but now your butt has something up it.

I wish I could get the line "when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large" out of my freaking head.

DNAForAll · « **Reply #335 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:09:49 PM »

granted, but the emptyness afterwards causes your head to implode!

...I wish i could say anything without sounding lame...

Fortet · « **Reply #336 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:10:41 PM »

Granted. Now everything you say makes you sound gay.

I wish I had a better computer than the one I have right now that was indestructible and incapable of getting viruses.

Dominicy · « **Reply #337 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:25:32 PM »

granted, instead it came infected with the common cold, and never gets cured, so your going to have to deal with sneezing and coughing coming from your speakers.

I wish megaman had grenade launcher and a shot gun instead of an arm cannon, and he'll go around shooting funny looking aliens, whilst listening to dramatic music (its not from halo, who said it was >

)

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #338 on:** February 19, 2007, 02:56:11 PM »

Granted, but the gods ignored your >: request, so the master chief becomes Megaman. The downside, everyone is out for your blood for ruining the greatest Xbox game ever designed.

I wish for Ling-Ling's head.

Glitch · « **Reply #339 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:04:02 PM »

Granted, but in exchange for it you must join a cult made up entirely of n00bs that worship Ico.

I wish that my save data from the GTA with hot coffee worked on my GTA without hot coffee.

White Dwarf · « **Reply #340 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:45:16 PM »

Granted but you now have to drink hot coffee every two hours or die.

I wish my VLC media player actualy had a 40 on its volume level, atm its only got either 42 or 39.

Dragoon de Sol · « **Reply #341 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:28:23 PM »

Granted but now, it only has 40 as a setting.

I wish I had some chocolate milk.

Dominicy · « **Reply #342 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:16:26 PM »

granted, the milk is from a goat, and the marshmellows are actually your teeth.

I wish that dragon ball Z never existed (along with its huge forheaded anime style.)

Kinslayer · « **Reply #343 on:** February 20, 2007, 05:33:03 PM »

Granted, now the series ends as Dragon Ball and they will keep repeating the chapters forever... AND EVER... AND EVER... AND E...

I wish that cockroaches grow up, and become my personal army to rule the world!!!!

Koopapooper · « **Reply #344 on:** February 20, 2007, 09:06:16 PM »

Granted but I didnt read it right, so now u have army of cocks.

I wish my dog wouldnt rape my CATS when im at work.

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