Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Bluhman]

Granted, but each and every one of them are inherently corrupted, as your nose will get smaller with each wish you make.

I wish it was September 7th already.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. Now all you hear about is 9/11. 9/7 is no longer special.

I wish for moar moar moar, how do you like me, how do you like me, moar moar moar.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but then your pet dog dies. And if you didn't have one, you got one, then it died.


I wish I could be a porn star. And not for gay pron.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but the paparazzi harasses you, and one day, you get mugged in an alley by your crazed fans, some women, others being lonely, pasty white men who live with their moms. Then your belongings are sold on EBay, and your wallet is sold, with all of your personal information in it. Identity theft leads to your prominent incarceration.

I wish that the white, pasty, 35 year-old men, who live with their moms, all had alter egos, called the COCK GOBLIN! And I was immune to their *** raping powers.

(I assume this was messed up from the site's auto censor feature...)

[A Forgotten Legend]

Granted.  But, because I can't tell what *** is, they still rape you.  Tough Luck.

I wish for a caramel apple pie.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it's the pie out of American Pie

I wish for an ax

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it's the world's smallest foam axe.

I wish everyone had a self destruct sequence that went something like: 1A 2B 3C...

[mironic]

granted... buy your the main character

i wish that i had a pet shark.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but Chompy (the shark) bites off your nuts, and swims away.

I wish I could cause people to burst into flames when they walk by me.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but you pass a mirror and set yourself on fire.

I wish that this wish could make it's own wish for what it wishes for.

Also, I wanna puppy.

[mironic]

Granted, but it wishes for you to have a Vagina

i wish for nothing

[fruckert]

Granted, but you then realize that the word nothing should not exist because we are giving non-existence a tag that exists, which it should not

I wish for a taco

[mironic]

granted, but the taco eats you

i wish for a game of spades

[Darrellito]

Granted, but there's nobody else that knows how to play.


I wish I could be a live action ogre.

[Dominicy]

Granted.



Congratulations.

I wish Mironic would make any sense. XD