Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[aboutasoandthis]

Granted. The presence of the word "cool" begins to take effect on everyone who posted in this topic. Of those graced with this feeling of "cool," everyone loses their awkwardness, becomes successful at making money, and gets laid.

After everyone sees themselves as "cool," no one bothers to post here. Charas closes down because everyone leaves the forum. Nice going.

I wish I had a sports game, that would actually help me play sports.

[Djanki]

(Cool sig, aboutasoandthis!)

Granted. *Gives you Dance Dance Revolution, and a FIFA World Cup game*.
Play FIFA with the Dance Pad.

I wish that someone could point me in the direction of a Fan-flcl game...

[elementalhero76]

granted, but the storyline is way much more deeper and no one gets it but you.

I wish they stop making ww2 games and start making iraq war games.

[Dragonium]

Granted, but since the Iraq war isn't actually over yet, the game is only partially finished. And the enemies never stop respawning. And you have no weapons. And you can't save.

I wish there was a platformer which starred Charas members. And no n00bs. Maybe as enemies.

[Djanki]

Grated. However, it rules. That's the flaw.

I wish I was funny.

[elementalhero76]

Granted, but your jokes get old.

I wish they'd stop making harvest moon games! (who plays that #$^% anyways!)

[Djanki]

Granted, but 100 of all kids under 13 are killed along with it. Eventually, with the death of all old humans, humanity is extinct.

I wish that Prey's hype revealed the truth--that it's the next generation 'fix-me-up'.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. But I didn't understand your wish, so you get a bowl of rice.

I wih that this game would return to post one.

[Dragonium]

I wish they'd stop making harvest moon games! (who plays that #$^% anyways!)

Draggy does! ^_^

Wish granted. It returns to post one of a different thread.

I wish Lao-Shan would go on a diet.

[Djanki]

Granted, but...who's Lao-Shen?

(PS: Prey is that next-generation FPS everyone's talking about...it has Native American stuff mixed up in it. Everyone's talking about how awesome it's gonna be, but when a game ad alone says how 'gripping' the story moments will be, you know that it's all hype, and they're not gonna keep their word. Thus, 'Prey' will be all sustance, no game).

I wish that the Japanese and the Americans were friends, and that Pearl Harbor never happened.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but the Russians bomb the White House instead.

(Screw it, I'm removing the videogame part from the title. Feel free to post whatever wish you want.)

I wish that pigs could fly.

[aboutasoandthis]

Granted. They eventualy evolve into the Seeq, the pig-like race from Final Fantasy XII. With their incredible speed, dexterity, flight abilities, and overwhelming strength, they dominate the human race. Humanity now rolls around naked in the mud eating slop, only to be fattened up then roasted for a Seeq holiday.

Oh I wish I wish I was a fish! (In a videogame.)

[Tomi]

Granted.  Finding Nemo Game.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[EXO Muffin]

Granted, but now no other non-human animals exist. You try to eat a Pikachu and get electricuted to death.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but your life is taken in return.

I wish that I knew a cannibal.