Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Djanki]

Granted; but you're now a furry, paired up with Fox McCloud.

I wish I understood what a Bluhman was.

[Red Giant]

Granted, [SPOILER]it's when you get a pair of rats and make them fight inside your anus[/SPOILER]

I wish in heaven love comes first and ooh heaven is a place on earth.

[Dominicy]

Granted, because I like that song x3

I wish my lust for a good Hack-And-Slash was dealt with :<

[Djanki]

Granted. You get Diablo 1, not 2.

I wish I could get a Mac...

[dakota49]

Granted! You get a mac, but it is the 1986 Mac Plus.

I wish kids could learn the difference between there and their and two, to, and too.

[Dominicy]

I knew the difference when I was a kid :[

I wish Ganon and his minions would seize the island of Koridai.

[Djanki]

Granted, but now you must conquer each!

I wish she made lotsa spaghetti!

[elementalhero76]

Granted, but now its made from your small intestines and you now die.

I wish i knew javascript and not basic.

[Weerd Thing]

Granted. You don't understand english, french, or any other spoken or written language that has ever existed aside from Javascript.

I wish they didn't say that all toasters toast toast.

[lilsniffs3]

Now they don't say it. They draw it.

I wish I could think of a wish that involved thinking about a wish that involves thinking about a wish that involves thinking about a wish that involves thinking about a wish.

[Djanki]

Granted--you now wish that a bucket of KFC killed your father in an unfortunate ding-dong-ditch accident, involving a hammer, Phil Collins, and footage of Jean Claude Van Damme doing the splits.

I wish someone would kickstart my heart.

[elementalhero76]

Granted, but now you're undead.

I wish for love.

[Djanki]

Granted. You meet a guy in a jailcell, named Bubba...

I wish I had some belgium waffles.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR A PLATE. Or a fork. Or a spoon. Or a spork. Or pork.

I wish hobos could chug beer so saying "How much beer would a hobo chug-chug if a hobo could chug beer?" wouldn't make sense.

[Dominicy]

Bite me.

I wish I was more motivated with RPGmaker.