Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[HobomasterXXX]

You go form 56k dialup to 57k dialup.

I wish i had Morrowind. NOW!

[c0rn]

Granted. You instantly receive Morrowind, but you also get crabs.

I wish somebody made mmbn chipsets, good ones.

[Musha]

Granted.  Somebody makes some very good Monster Mom's Botox Nation chipsets.

I wish Monster Mom's Botox Nation was actually a real game.

[Djanki]

Granted--it comes out on the Wii, and sells like nothing else, spawning a whole series of Monster Mom games.

I wish I had internet at home.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  You're stuck with 'LOLGHAIMAN' Firefox theme.  Permanently.  Even if you don't have Firefox.

I wish that more Castlevania games were as hard as Rondo of Blood >.>

[Musha]

Granted, but Rondo of Blood is suddenly much easier.

I wish for a genie and a leprechaun so I can make them both grant me wishes.

[Higor]

Granted, but they wished each other to die, then they die...
I wish Le Brown James is smaller than my dog.

[Djanki]

Granted, but you now have to live with the horror of your dog humping Le Brown James in front of you...for the rest of your life!

I wish the GTS for Pokemon Diamond wasn't so crappy.

[Dominicy]

Granted, the grand turbo sperm in Pokemon Diamond are now slightly less chunky.

I wish I was more active here.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Your so active you never move from the forum, your life is consumed by it, and when they unplug the comp so you can eat, you die.

[mironic]

i wish for a friend on this forum T_T ;(

[Meiscool-2]

Won't happen.

I WISH I WAS A FISH

[mironic]

won't happen cuz u dident grant mine.

 i wish you were a meatball .

[Uberpwn_w00t]

I WISH I WAS A FISH

(Yeah, I'm completely skipping over mironic's wish)
Your wish has been granted, but you're in the middle of a desert.

I wish I had a lightsaber!

[mironic]

granted...

i wish i had a cookie ^^.