Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[WarxePB]

Granted. You get to mind control a fat ugly smelly guy named Peoples.

I wish that I could become the face of the next poster.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, you get my face, and my face is now giant, so I quickly get surgery, with you dying in the process.

I wish Boomerang played Justice League Unlimited for a day straight.

[fruckert]

Granted, his brain rots from all of the senseless violence

I wish Drag's gay list had more than just me...I'm lonely

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, your gay twin brother Fruittart is now added.

I wish I built the ultimate rollercoaster in my backyard.

[fruckert]

Granted
It crashes, and you die

I wish Fruittart wasn't trying to rape me right now
It's kinda scaring me

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, a perverted gay scientist clones Fruittart and the clone rapes you.

I wish someone cloned Fruittart more times so Fruckert suffered more.

[fruckert]

Granted. I gain the skill of reverse empathy, and make you suffer instead of me

I wish that umm...this wish would wish itself, and not cause me any harm whatsoever

[lilsniffs3]

You wished that your wish was never granted, but you then wished that you could be in a movie, and it was Cloverfield, and you are killed in the movie.

I wish he was instead at the last minute of Fight Club, with Fruittart as the smoker, but we actually see the building youre standing in collapse on you, and Hulk replaces you and Iron Man replace Fruittart, so slash fiction for them are actually true.

[fruckert]

Granted
It's a movie, so none of it's true

I wish that it is
Just, enough.
I don't need more.
Everything seems to satisfy.
I said, I want it.
I just don't need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. turn around and take my hand.

[Dominicy]

Uhm... ok?

I wish my mouse would stop being made of suck :<

[Red Fox]

Granted, it's now made of penis.

I wish I could find the rest of the Elric of Melbourne stories.

[fruckert]

Granted. In the process, you read the Necronimicon and go all crazy from knowing the dark secrets
Then you die

I wish that Hammer in Fable II wasn't so goddamn fat

[Red Fox]

Granted you can now not stop faping to hentai pictures of her and you fail at school for doing so.

I wish my wish was twice as big as a normal wish.

[Dominicy]

Granted, your back breaks under its mighty weight.

I wish it wasn't 5:00, making me afraid to go downstairs to get a drink D:

[fruckert]

Granted. It's 3:00, witching hour. Instead, evil spirits rape you in your urethra after you go and get a drink

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