Cosmic Theories and Philosophies

[EXO Muffin]

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Atheism and the Big Bang

Did any god(s) start the universe for a reason? If so, why? What controls the laws of the universe; is it preset, or man-made?

[Emerates]

I believe that parallel universe run parallel to each other, and thus, never cross, as many people seem to think (not necessarily you guys).  However, I think there is a way to attenuate the multiversal fabric to make them come closer together and eventually touch.  Still not crossing, but bent enough to make a small bridge, as demonstrated below.

[DragonBlaze]

IF there was a parallel universe, it would either be exactly the same, or completely differant.

If you think about it, in order for one person to be alive in two parallel universes, the universes would have to be EXACTLY the same, even one minut differance could very well mean that the person would have never been born. If the two universes ran parallel to eachother for all this time, they would continue to do so.

If the two parallel universes could have differances between them, then they would be completely differant and one person from one univese wouldn't exist in the other.

This is true for however many universes there may be.

You'll have better luck bringing the guy back by going back in time.

[Linkizcool]

You smacked the nail on the head.

[Meiscool-2]

Here's my theory. Jesus (Hebrew name Yeshua) was the messiah for real. The Jews hate Jesus for "pretending" to be the son of God (Yahweh). So they renounce Jesus. This pissed Jesus off so he reincarnated himself as Hitler. Throughout his life he aspired to become a painter until one day he was rejected. Then he remembered that he was Jesus and said "**** you, I'm a dragon!" and went about killing Jews for blaspheming his name all those years.

So really Adolf Hitler is Jesus, and he didn't commit genocide, he exacted his godly revenge upon heretics!

[I Have a Sandwich]

Originally posted by Meiscool
Here's my theory. Jesus (Hebrew name Yeshua) was the messiah for real. The Jews hate Jesus for "pretending" to be the son of God (Yahweh). So they renounce Jesus. This pissed Jesus off so he reincarnated himself as Hitler. Throughout his life he aspired to become a painter until one day he was rejected. Then he remembered that he was Jesus and said "**** you, I'm a dragon!" and went about killing Jews for blaspheming his name all those years.

So really Adolf Hitler is Jesus, and he didn't commit genocide, he exacted his godly revenge upon heretics!

Already did that one dude.

[Meiscool-2]

Least now I'll get responces other then Kijiki's hypocritical: "OMFG j00 spamres lol dumshits i made copying othrs 1st u worship me 8D"

[Drace]

MIC's theory sounds plausible. I always knew God and Jesus were bastards.

[Moosetroop11]

Technically they are, because God had no parents (So they can't have been married) And Jesus was kinda concepted by god and Mary, who certainly weren't married.

So yeah.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Technically they are, because God had no parents (So they can't have been married) And Jesus was kinda concepted by god and Mary, who certainly weren't married.

So yeah.

Plus, Mary was a virgin...
So erm... HOW did she get pregnant if she was a virgin?

[DragonBlaze]

Originally posted by Drace

quote:

Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Technically they are, because God had no parents (So they can't have been married) And Jesus was kinda concepted by god and Mary, who certainly weren't married. So yeah.

Plus, Mary was a virgin...
So erm... HOW did she get pregnant if she was a virgin?

If you believe in god, a virgin getting pregnate is hardly anything compared to the other stuff that happened.

[drenrin2120]

Lol, I love when people say stuff like that. "If she was a virgin, how'd she get pregnant? She was prolly raped by a Romand soldier." I mean, god is god, he can do whatever the **** he wants. If he wanted Virgin Mary to be pregnant, then goddamn't *snaps fingers* she's pregnant!

[Black Massacre]

Originally posted by drenrin2120
Lol, I love when people say stuff like that. "If she was a virgin, how'd she get pregnant? She was prolly raped by a Romand soldier." I mean, god is god, he can do whatever the **** he wants. If he wanted Virgin Mary to be pregnant, then *******'t *snaps fingers* she's pregnant!

I totally agree.  

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by drenrin2120
Lol, I love when people say stuff like that. "If she was a virgin, how'd she get pregnant? She was prolly raped by a Romand soldier." I mean, god is god, he can do whatever the **** he wants. If he wanted Virgin Mary to be pregnant, then *******'t *snaps fingers* she's pregnant!

The people who say that aren't stupid, they merely don't believe in god, but do believe that a man named Jesus existed. It's a theory that Mary got raped, and didn't tell anyone. It all depends on how much you see as history and how much you see as religious myth.

[Meiscool-2]

Virgins can get pregnant easily. A crude example would be: Some male idiot masturbates on a dildo. 3 hours later, a girl uses the same dildo to masturbate, and doesn't notice the white stickie **** on the tip. Woooh, pregnant.