What are YOU doing for this apocalypse?

[EXO Muffin]

!!!WARNING- IF YOU PREFER YOUR BELIEFS AND DO NOT WANT CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE ME TO MESS WITH THEM, THEN DO NOT READ THIS-WARNING!!!

As you all know (maybe) the apocalypse is coming on December 17, 2012. That's when the Maya calenders end. It's value in Mayan is:
13.0.0.0.0.0. We are living in the 5th world. The 5th world started in 1987. The 6th world is blank and will cause gravity to fuse all matter together into zero, and the souls of all the animals (this includes humans) will have the lower plane(bodies) mixed with the higher plane(gods).

The signs are everywhere, man!:

*Indigo children
*7 signs of the apocalypse; 8 days after Dec. 17 is Christmas; Jesus' birthday; Second Coming...
*The Red Horse (WAR) is starting in the America/Al-Queda fight, soon to be the WWIII
*The Green Horse (PLAGUE) is stemming from things like cancer and AIDS
*The Black Horse (HUNGER) is starting with the Ethiopians and such...
(The White Horse (CHRIST/ANTI-CHRIST/PROPHET) doesn't come for a while.)

Some more signs of the Apocalypse:
   * Fire (DUBYAAAAAA)
    * Floods (TSUNAMIIIIIII)
    * Pestilience (CAAAAAAANCER)
    * Wars (DUBYAAAAAA)
    * Rumors of wars (DUBYAAAAAA)
    * Strange lights in the skies (I've been seeing them!)
    * The Second Coming (of whomever you happen to be expecting)
    * A virgin birth
    * The birth of the Antichrist (MEEEEEE)
    * Also a spree of false Christs and/or Messiahs (LIKE MEEEEEEE)
    * Cloning (But, of course. They're coming up with it.)
    * Identifying marks being placed on the population at large
    * Famine
    * Earthquakes
    * The Rapture

Some that are taking effect:

* Migraine headaches, tiredness (Yeah, definitely!)
* Electrical sensations in the limbs and spinal column (I've had them!)
* Cramps in the muscular networks (Uh-huh.)
* Flu like symptoms (Recently.)
* Intense dreams. (Yeah!)
* The human body will become more sensitive as a result of the new vibrations. (Yup.)
* The resonance of Earth (Schumann Resonance) has been 7.8Hz for thousands of years. Since 1980 it has risen to over 12Hz.
This means that 16 hours now equate to a 24 hour day. Time is speeding up! (I KNEW IT!)
* The physical body has already begun to change. A new light body is being created. (Weird, but, yes.)
* Our DNA is being re-programmed from the Universe (as predicted in the Mayan Prophecy).
We are going from 2 strand back to 12 strand DNA.
* Greater intuitive and healing abilities will emerge. (I've magically gotten  more psychic and smart!)
* Eyes will become cat like in order to adjust to the new atmosphere and light.
* All newly born children will probably be telepathic at birth. (Maybe.)
* All plagues of the 90's, including AIDS will be gone.

It's just what Nostradamus predicted!

When you get to the 4th dimensional conscious- ness, most people don't know that you are creating the entire world and every- thing in it second by second by your thoughts and your feelings - every- thing. It is true in the 3rd dimension as well, but it is not realized because we have culturally put all these limitations on ourselves that we can't do anything. There, it's all inclusive and instantaneous. If you are there and you are not really ready for it and you start thinking negative thoughts and fear comes in, you will create a scenario which will result in your being thrown back into a lower dimension.

Mind-Over-Matter. It just doesn't work because there are too many minds.

So, the big question is...

"What are YOU doing for this apocalypse?"

[I Have a Sandwich]

Oh wow, very smart move, restarting the topic like that.

[EXO Muffin]

It was actually because the poll got messed up and there were 3.

[Archem]

*smacks*

[I Have a Sandwich]

The mayan calendar ends in 2012 because of poor planning on theif behalf. It's the same with our leap years, but they didn't make up a new rule to fix an error in their design like we did.

[MrMister]

YOU'RE




ANNOYING


btw, wtf is being 'prepared' for the apocalypse? Besides, I'm dying before 2012 anywaise.

[Jaide]

The world ends a day before my birthday?  What a ripoff...

[Revolution911]

I think all apocolypse bullshit and all the "signs" for them are ridiculous.

From the time it was predicted, until now, its almost impossible for none of the things they predicted to happen. And the fact that your basing alot of these "signs"  on things that happenned in the US is even worse. The US isnt the center of the world.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Three words: ain't gonna happen.

[I Have a Sandwich]

Well, remember 2000? Everyone was sypposed to die then. :/

The only apocalypse plan I have is for zombie apocalypse. Me and about 4 other people have plans and **** for it.

[Revolution911]

Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Well, remember 2000? Everyone was sypposed to die then. :/

The only apocalypse plan I have is for zombie apocalypse. Me and about 4 other people have plans and **** for it.

Z-day: Prepare the crobars.

[Ace of Spades]

I will ascend to a higher plane of existance, and exist as energy. Screw all you mortal beings.

[I Have a Sandwich]

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I will ascend to a higher plane of existance, and exist as energy. Screw all you mortal beings.

You only wish you were Jackson biotch.

[Jaide]

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I will ascend to a higher plane of existance, and exist as energy. Screw all you mortal beings.

Captain Picard managed that once on accident.  It didn't turn out too well.  u.u

Meanwhile, I've ascended to a higher plane of nerdiness.  Screw all y'alls.  >O

[Razor]

Originally posted by EXO Muffin
*The Red Horse (WAR) is starting in the America/Al-Queda fight, soon to be the WWIII
*The Green Horse (PLAGUE) is stemming from things like cancer and AIDS
*The Black Horse (HUNGER) is starting with the Ethiopians and such...
(The White Horse (CHRIST/ANTI-CHRIST/PROPHET) doesn't come for a while.)

Well that ain't right. I know enough about the four horsemen to know that it's War, Pestilence, Famime and Death. Which, for the most part are synonymous with the middle two you've mentioned, are not the same for the latter. And those colours aren't right either.
BIBLEQUOTE
 

     1. And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
   2. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
   3. And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
   4. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
   5. And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
   6. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
   7. And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
   8. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Oh wow, very smart move, restarting the topic like that.

What did I miss?