Zombie World

[Big_Duke]

Like the Charas pub, except more actiony. You are all yourselves living in a world infested by zombies. Add as much humor as you like, and as much stupidity. This is in the pub however. Also, no flaming, being critical, being an @ss, being a n00b, and it is critical that everybody must work together and be themselves as if they were in this crisis, the only thing you may do other than be you is magicly make things appear out of nowhere and add humor(If you want).

Duke: *Shoots of the head of a zombie with a sniper rifle, he is on the roof* Yo.
Grandy: How many are out there?
Duke: Not alot over here, I've been clearing them out.
Random N00b: I',m gonnas go to thew shopnig mall!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!
Duke: Got the holy hand grenade?
Grandy: Yep.
Duke: Throw.
*Grandy throws, and it destroys the N00b*

[Archem]

Archem: *looks at zombies*
Zombies: Braaaaaaaaainsssss... And stuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffff...
Archem: *looks at Big Duke*
Duke: I wonder of generic zombie number one wants to share his toothbrush with me?
Archem: Blows! *shoots self in head* *and dies*

[MrMister]

Wow, I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to write other people into RPs like that.
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MrMister punches zombie to death.
MrMister: Whew, I should get out of here. There's more coming from around the corner of the bank on Dix Street.. they caught my scent.
MrMister runs into the woods, the sign says 'Pennywise Forest'.
MrMister: Since I ran out of rockets, I hope I don't run into any zeds in here. I'll have to box any I see.
MrMister starts running through the path. He sees a dark silhouette of a zombie in the distance. He stops, panicking.
MrMister: Damn it.. I can't see them in the forest at night.. I'm at a disadvantage..
A gunshot is heard, and the zombie's head explodes.
MrMister(startled): What the **** was that?!
A noisy jeep comes down the path towards MrMister. A group of survivors in ragged clothing, wearing bandanas and wielding shotguns, are in the vehicle.
Jeep Man: Hey, there's a horde of about 120 behind us, and you're unarmed. We'll get you to the mall.
MrMister: Th-thanks.
MrMister hops in the jeep and they start driving fast.
MrMister: What are we going to do about the zeds following you?
Jeep Leader: They're going to all pile into the forest path, which will slow them down. Once they're in here, we'll hit the switch at the hut controlling the dam. Water will pour in here from the waterfall, and they'll all get scattered. Then the drive home will be easy.
MrMister(thinking): God, I look like an amateur.. and these guys are clearly more experienced zombie hunters than I..
Jeep Woman: It was a bad choice coming into Pennywise Forest without an automatic weapon.
MrMister(angry):..Wh-what?
Jeep Woman: You knew there was zombies following you, and had no idea about the zombie situation in the forest. You could have been surrounded.
MrMister: ..Ok.
Jeep Man: Boss, the zeds that were chasing this guy seem to be close. They followed him in here. There's 'bout 35 to 40.
Jeep Woman(holding up a rifle): Ready for combat.
Jeep Leader: Good, kill them all. Man, are you experienced with a handgun?
MrMister(smirking): Ehehehe, I can do some damage.
Jeep Leader: Good.
Jeep Leader hands MrMister a MAC-10.
Jeep Leader: I'm Ivan, by the way. This is Jack and Mary.
Jeep Man: Heya.
Jeep Woman: Whatever.
Ivan: Jack, call the mall and tell them to strengthen the western barricades.
Jack: Oh.. okay.
Jack pumps his shotgun and picks up a walkie talkie.
MrMister: I can hear them.
Mary: Brace yourselves.
Mary fires first into the crowd of zombies. Her artillery shell shoots through a zombie and wedges into the one behind it, exploding.
Ivan: Jack, I'm stopping. Protect the perimeter of the jeep.
Jack: Aye-aye!
Jack shoots the zombies approaching with his shotgun while MrMister picks off the farther away ones with his MAC-10.
MrMister: Some of them are wearing flak jackets. Aim for their heads.
Mary(annoyed): We know, buddy.
After about 15 minutes of fighting, more zombies are slowly coming into the forest from the street.
Ivan: Okay, I'm gonna throw a nade, and we'll just run for it.
Ivan throws a grenade into the middle of the horde of zombies. It explodes, killing about 5. The jeep starts moving again, and they speed out the gate into the street, and turn towards the mall.
Ivan: We're part of a clan, the Picanté. I'm the captain of the clan. We are based out of Alluvall Mall, of course. We were just clearing out the forest path for a mission.
MrMister: Wow, a clan.. you guys... you gotta let me join!
Ivan: Ahahaha, let's get back to the mall before talking about tha-
MrMister: Come on! It's been my dream to be a great zedhunter.
Ivan: ...We'll talk about it at the mall.
They arrive at the mall, and enter through the secret underground entrance. They are greeted by many people, and they start walking towards an empty shop with an old Tim Hortons sign. There are many people dressed in dark green, wearing bandanas.
Ivan: Hey everyone! This is the new recruit! MrMister!

[m a k o]

Mako: Hey cool bloody people!
Bob:Uhh... Those arent bloody people...
Mako: Then what are they ZOMBIES! lol
Bob: Uhh... Ya they are...
Mako: Oh ****... We better shoot them!
Bob: Uhh... It might be smart to do just that...
Mako: DIE N00BS!!! I'M TEH 1337_Z0RS!
Bob: Uhh... Y'know they are sorta not dying...
Mako: OH SNAP! You're right! Well then *Pulls rocket launcher outta his pants* How do you like them apples?
ZOMBIE: Noooooot....UGH....Tooooo....muuuuuCH....
Mako: You can talk!!!
ZOMBIE: NOOOO... IIIIII... oooonly... knoooooww... theeeese...twooooo... seeeeennnteeeencessss...
Mako: Okay! Dat's Coo'

[Big_Duke]

Duke: When did we get a mall?
Zombie: Wheeeennnnn ddiiiidddd zoooombbbiieeessss taaaallllkkk?
Duke: Don't know. wait, wha?
Zombie: Yoooo......
Duke: Why aren't you attacking me?
Zombie: *Shrugs, then blinks eyes left first, then right*
Duke: Okay.
Zombie: *Looks at mall* Niiiicccceee placcceee.
Duke: Yeah. Should we go inside?
Zombie: Suuuure.*Moans*
Duke: Do you know your own name?
Zombie: Caaaaallll meeeee Tiiiiiimmm.
Duke: Okay.
Tim and Duke: *Go inside, and are greeted by guns*
Duke: This is Tim!
Everbody Else:*Put down guns* Hey, Tim!
Tim: Heeelllloooo.
Duke: What's up?
Guy: We all know Tim, he's the only one who doesn't like meat. We befriended him.
Duke: A vegetarian zombie, okay.*Takes gun and heads back out* I'm going back to the pub.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Archem, what the F**** did you do!?

[MrMister]

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Actually, I'm hijacking this thread. It's an RP now.
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[Grandy]

 Grandy: ...I didn't even knew about this and I already kicked some undead butt. Shows you how good I am.
 Leon: You think that's good? I survived Raccon city, then a sterioptical out-of-the-road village, both infested with zombies.
 Frank West: I survived a mall full of zombies using just my fists, my camera, and everything else I could get my hands on.
 Jack Sparrow: My whole crew was turned undead by a curse, right after they've dumped me in an island.
 Carlos Oliveira: I was in Raccon too, but I'm brazilian.
 Grandy: ...you guys suck, all but you *high fives Carlos*.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Oh no! It's another Zombie! Let's kill it!
Big Duke: Yeah! Let's throw pies in it's face till it dies!
Everyone: ?
Big Duke: Did I say that? I meant, let's make it eat and banana and hope it chokes on it!
Everyone: ....
Tumbleweed: *rolls by*
Big Duke: Wait! Did I just say that? What I ment to say is let's blast it with our muffin gernades untill it begs for us to end it!
Everyone: uh...
Crickets: *Fully active*
Big Duke: Well... how about we throw monkies at it?
MIC: I'm outta here.
Tumbleweed: Yeah, me too. Anyone else wanna follow?
*Various people leave, the others stay to watch Big Duke attempt to destroy the zombies using a chainsaw arm.*

[Moosetroop11]

Crickets: *Start having a mass orgy*

[Glitch]

Crickets: *As a result of their mass orgy thousands upon thousands of new crickets are born, adding a swarm of crickets attacking the city in addition to a zombie outbreak.*

[Meiscool-2]

*And thus, the Crickets have now turned to eatting the zombies because their flesh is easier to get at, and hence rid the world of zombies. Without zombies, this forum game/RP that is nothing like the Charas Pub must end. This game was destined to end soon. Thankfully, it was on page 1.*

[DarkFlood2]

DarkFlood: Hooray!

[Grandy]

 ...

 Did anyone ever told that you guys suck?

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: ...you guys suck, all but you *high fives Carlos*.

Yes, that guy did.