A Shared Story

[ZeroKirbyX]

You and the three other horsemen begin to ravage sinners and hobos.  But riding a horse saddleless up in the sky gets uncomfortable, and you get a monstrous wedgie.

[Ben]

despite having godly powers as an immortal incantation of a biblical monster, you feel unfulfilled in life.
You suggest to the other horsement, that you all take a course down at the local community collge.

[Meiscool-2]

Luckily, sex ed had an opening, so you desided to take that first.

[aboutasoandthis]

I've created a monster: A small one, but a monster.

[Bluhman]

... Said death, so he took out his scythe and cut the entire colledge into two. "It's time..." Death said to the four horsemen.

[Meiscool-2]

"Oh noes!" Screamed the young rich boy. "I'm to young and rich to die!"
"We arn't here for you." Death replied.
"Oh...." He said, realizing his mistake all to late.
"And clean up your pants." Death muttered. "You smell like Tomi, who is in this college and I am here to kill."

[Bluhman]

You informatively tell death that Tomi had just graduated, and moved to California.

"WHAT!?" He replies, while taking out his scythe to behead you.

[elementalhero76]

Me as a random college student comes up to death and says, "Well there are two ways to get to Tomi to kill him: 1. fly to california and 2. wait till the alumni reunion. It's your choice not mine, just thank me for the help."

[Meiscool-2]

"Sure, I shall thank your for the help little boy that has never seen a vagina and asurely isn't in college." Says Death. "Yourthanksisdeath!!!!" *kills little boy that has never seen a vagina and asurely isn't in college.*

[WarxePB]

Now feeling fulfilled, you decide to go and induce some pestilence-based suffering on others. However, some guy walks up to you and says "Pestilence? Pah, that's the wimpiest of the Horsemen!": you respond by giving him AIDS.

[elementalhero76]

It was mic that got aids and dies because death said so, "die mic your soul is mine and since it wasn't eh76's time yet ill revive him." Eh76 revives and teleports back to Florida.

[Meiscool-2]

^ Thankfully, he just made me the main character of this story. Bow to me!

"All is well," You think to yourself.
"Wait a minute!" Screams Boobieous. "My water just broke!"
"You're with child!?" You yell out loud, already knowing the answer.
"No," She says idoitically. "I mean the water in my bottle broke, it's not hydrating me anymore!" She states in her blonde voice.

[WarxePB]

Of course, you can't do anything to her (she already has AIDS), so you keep your mouth shut. Man, being Pestilence does suck.

[drenrin2120]

Boobieous finds a bunch of shrooms and eats them.

"Oh dear, it's so hot in this oven... an oven... whoa...."

You look over at her

Turn to page 420 to eat shrooms or 99 1/2 to kill her in some obscene yet entertaining way.

[Meiscool-2]

You've desided to turn to the hidden page, 99 1/2.

You rape her, giving her a new form of AIDS now known as Super AIDS. She isn't dead yet, but you can rest assured knowing that she will die in 4 to 6 weeks.