Vending Machine

[Dominicy]

The machine hugs you.

I hug the machine, group-hug style.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I watch.

I eat a sandwich (into the machine.)

[Dominicy]

I don't get it, but it still makes me laugh...

I put a few planets into the machine.

[Jaarroho]

It explodes.

I put a llama into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Iron man comes out and lands on you. Then Gold man comes too. Zinc man, Nickel man, and Lead man soon follow.

I put a nonmetal into the machine.

[Jaarroho]

:domosai:  comes out.

I put Dragoon De Sol into the vending machine. (Poor guy...)

[Dominicy]

A dragoon, who's name is D, jumps out of the vending machine, and using his spear that's made of the sun, he stabs you.

I put youtube into the machine.

[Jaarroho]

A Llama comes out.


I put Billy Bob Joe into the vending machine.

[Dominicy]

No one cares.

I look for my missing TV remote in the machine.

[HobomasterXXX]

God comes out.

I put myself into the machine.

[Darrellito]

A cup of soup comes out. I put the Nirvana album  Nevermind into the machine. Sideways.

[Dominicy]

The machine listens to it.  The machine starts talking to you and doesn't leave you alone, now.

I take the soup and slowly hand the machine my computer with an eerie smile.

[Darrellito]

The machine screams at you "YOU GAVE ME AIDS! DAMN YOU AND YOUR HERPES FILLED HARDRIVE!" I slip the machine 8 hits of Acid. (Ah yeah, now he's gonna trip balls. )

[Bluhman]

A secret base comes out.

I put a crucible into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get John Proctor's signature. (Read a book, dammit.)

I shove Miles Prower into the machine.