Vending Machine

[lilsniffs3]

The mouse finally came out.

I push a fake dollar bill into the machine

[Boba_Fettuccini]

and it blew lilsniffs to pieces with a nuke for using fake money.

I put in a piece of lilsniffs.

[lilsniffs3]

REJECTED

I lay on the floor.

[Bluhman]

You get squished by a toppling vending machine.

I put my laundry in the vending machine.

[lilsniffs3]

It comes out clean.

Wind blows my foot, which eventually kicks the machine. It falls on me, pushing Bluhman's clothes back into the machine, there's a jam

[Dominicy]

The machine explodes and the planet is turned into a barren wasteland without water.

I put a rock in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The little man operating the machine gets angry.

I pull a soda out of the machine.

[lilsniffs3]

It's flat.

I put Legos into the machine.

[Dominicy]

A NEW terrible series that somehow sells comes out!

I put the little green guy, on mah Helio (yay commercials! ) in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The little man operating the machine eats him.

I push the machine rolling down a big hill.

[Dominicy]

The machine gets sick and throws up.

I put fire wyvern brainstem into the machine.

[Bluhman]

An appendix comes flying out and hits you in the face.

I put the rest of the book back in.

[Dominicy]

I laugh at the pun.

I do the Kirby thing and fly on a star, crashing into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

It eats you.

I return BACK TO THE FUTURE

[lilsniffs3]

A new crappy spin off called Blast to the Past comes out.

I put my drawing of a sea elephant in the thingy.