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drenrin2120
Global Moderator
Sage
Posts: 6,101
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Reply #150 on:
June 06, 2007, 01:22:04 AM »
The quarter is rejected and it says "Dollar Bills only"
I put a dollar in.
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j_master
To KOOL to describe
Associate
Posts: 105
the doctor said i'm special!
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Reply #151 on:
June 06, 2007, 08:22:05 AM »
the dollar is rejected and it says dubloons only.
i put in a
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what do you get if you cross a monkey and two more monkeys?
Three monkeys!!!!
yay for monkeys!
game_maniac
Member
Acolyte
Posts: 350
(No subject)
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Reply #152 on:
June 06, 2007, 02:15:46 PM »
The machine takes the smilie but pukes out the dirty diaper he had in it's head.
I insert a doubloon made of used cigars stitched together with gum.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)
BlackRose203: There are only 21 hours in a day. Go to school more. -_-
X_marks_the_ed
trygtt o sizg msw kisg
Royal
Posts: 4,394
WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE BUTTONS
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Reply #153 on:
June 06, 2007, 08:19:22 PM »
The machine throws your grandmother at you.
I sit.
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A Forgotten Legend
Your neighborhood box of colors
Royal
Posts: 4,428
(No subject)
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Reply #154 on:
June 06, 2007, 09:23:19 PM »
The machine falls on you.
I stand.
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Fortet
Cheeky Bastard
Exemplar
Posts: 1,365
(No subject)
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Reply #155 on:
June 06, 2007, 09:27:31 PM »
The machine kicks you in the nads
I put in a coke
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aboutasoandthis
Exemplar
Posts: 1,915
Talking sucks.
(No subject)
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Reply #156 on:
June 06, 2007, 09:50:46 PM »
A crack fiend steals the machine.
I put a can of vegetables in the machine.
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My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I could trade this, but not my charizard.
game_maniac
Member
Acolyte
Posts: 350
(No subject)
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Reply #157 on:
June 06, 2007, 11:19:32 PM »
A vegetarian steals the machine
I put in a shotgun.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)
BlackRose203: There are only 21 hours in a day. Go to school more. -_-
WarxePB
Action Sue
Royal
Posts: 3,601
What killed the dinosaurs?
(No subject)
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Reply #158 on:
June 07, 2007, 12:57:34 AM »
The machine spits out the shotgun, cocks it at you, and blows your brains out. You Are Dead.
I reason the Charas Pub into this thread, then stick it into the machine.
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Bluhman
Global Moderator
Royal
Posts: 4,976
(No subject)
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Reply #159 on:
June 07, 2007, 01:35:09 AM »
The machine grinds it into wolf sausage.
I put a cannon into the machine.
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Tomi
*does mannerism*
Leader
Posts: 2,000
(No subject)
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Reply #160 on:
June 07, 2007, 02:27:10 AM »
The pope comes out.
I put in a chocolate wafer.
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game_maniac
Member
Acolyte
Posts: 350
(No subject)
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Reply #161 on:
June 07, 2007, 10:30:23 AM »
You get a man made from chocolate that constantly barfs.
I insert the chocolate man's barf in the machine.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)
BlackRose203: There are only 21 hours in a day. Go to school more. -_-
WarxePB
Action Sue
Royal
Posts: 3,601
What killed the dinosaurs?
(No subject)
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Reply #162 on:
June 07, 2007, 11:35:10 AM »
A stale chocolate bunny comes out.
I CONSUME! the chocolate man and bunny, then stick the pope back in the machine.
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Blog:
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trygtt o sizg msw kisg
Royal
Posts: 4,394
WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE BUTTONS
(No subject)
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Reply #163 on:
June 07, 2007, 06:26:30 PM »
Out come five priests and their little boys.
The machine falls on me.
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game_maniac
Member
Acolyte
Posts: 350
(No subject)
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Reply #164 on:
June 07, 2007, 07:53:37 PM »
Everyone cheers.
I put a tumor in the machine.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)
BlackRose203: There are only 21 hours in a day. Go to school more. -_-
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