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« Reply #150 on: June 06, 2007, 08:19:22 PM »
The machine throws your grandmother at you.

I sit.
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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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« Reply #151 on: June 06, 2007, 09:23:19 PM »
The machine falls on you.

I stand.
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« Reply #152 on: June 06, 2007, 09:27:31 PM »
The machine kicks you in the nads

I put in a coke
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« Reply #153 on: June 06, 2007, 09:50:46 PM »
A crack fiend steals the machine.

I put a can of vegetables in the machine.
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« Reply #154 on: June 06, 2007, 11:19:32 PM »
A vegetarian steals the machine


I put in a shotgun.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)

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« Reply #155 on: June 07, 2007, 12:57:34 AM »
The machine spits out the shotgun, cocks it at you, and blows your brains out. You Are Dead.

I reason the Charas Pub into this thread, then stick it into the machine.
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« Reply #156 on: June 07, 2007, 01:35:09 AM »
The machine grinds it into wolf sausage.

I put a cannon into the machine.
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« Reply #157 on: June 07, 2007, 02:27:10 AM »
The pope comes out.

I put in a chocolate wafer.
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« Reply #158 on: June 07, 2007, 10:30:23 AM »
You get a man made from chocolate that constantly barfs.

I insert the chocolate man's barf in the machine.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)

BlackRose203: There are only 21 hours in a day. Go to school more. -_-

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« Reply #159 on: June 07, 2007, 11:35:10 AM »
A stale chocolate bunny comes out.

I CONSUME! the chocolate man and bunny, then stick the pope back in the machine.
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« Reply #160 on: June 07, 2007, 06:26:30 PM »
Out come five priests and their little boys.

The machine falls on me.
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« Reply #161 on: June 07, 2007, 07:53:37 PM »
Everyone cheers.


I put a tumor in the machine.
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Um, not to sound stupid or anything but what's castration? Is it like a food or something?" -vannypegasus, Pokémon board (6/14/05)

BlackRose203: There are only 21 hours in a day. Go to school more. -_-

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« Reply #162 on: June 07, 2007, 08:04:54 PM »
The machine bends into the shape of a needle about the size of a man's hand with a pointed edge, falls onto it's side, causing the building to tilt over under it's weight, leaning over, impaling you to the wall.

I giggle at how drawn out that was.
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« Reply #163 on: June 07, 2007, 08:13:19 PM »
The machine... Is not amused.

I put ORZ into the machine.
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« Reply #164 on: June 07, 2007, 09:09:47 PM »
The machine gets confused, and asks why you put WHORZ in the machine when they could be put to better use.

I put in a Guy Fawkes mask.
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