Vending Machine

[Tomi]

A Coomer Butter comes out.

I put a Pokemon Diamond in the machine.  (I would never do that)

[Darrellito]

A pokemon ruby shoots out.   Ouch.


I hit the vending machine with a rough divide, and it eats my gunblade.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I assassininanamanate Tomi for kicking the thread.

I kiss the machine.

[Vidian]

the Machine eats Your Face,
Your left eye comes out as change.

[X_marks_the_ed]

My current self jumps in the machine and travels back in time to warn myself about me being devoured by the machine and losing my good eye.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You're winnar!

You recieve 5000 tickets. You can exchange the 5000 tickets that cost you five hundred bucks for a cheap dollar store piece of crap at the prize desk.

I burn your tickets.

[elementalhero76]

I get my kick of this thread! (Wtf?)
I put the charas pub thread into the machine

[game_maniac]

You get a  bunch of drunkards who vomit on your favorite pants.

I put in my lucky charm, made from knghtutghtu bones.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by game_maniac
You get a  bunch of drunkards who vomit on your favorite pants.

I put in my lucky charm, made from knghtutghtu bones.

Out comes the following attachment.

I put the attachment back in the machine.

[elementalhero76]

A time paradox ensues.

I put my sword again back into the machine.

[game_maniac]

The sword comes back out, along with a note saying: " I DON'T F***ING WANT THAT PIECE OF SH*T BACK, JUST F*** OFF YOU B*ST*RDS, WHAT DO I F***ING LOOK LIKE, THE F***ING GARBAGE MAN?"

I put my trash can inside the machine. Watch out for vomit and smelly diapers.

[elementalhero76]

I get hit by that stuff you said to watch out for and I vomit on the floor.

I put the future page 11 into the machine.

[Fortet]

A black hole spits out of the machine and sucks everything up-
-including the machine.

I somehow manage to put the black hole back in o_O

[A Forgotten Legend]

The Marching Band Director comes out of the machine and kidnaps you and brings you to Band Camp.  And you have to learn a completely new instrument in 10 minutes, and be able to play it well.



I put my precious oboe in without the $12 (US) double reed.

[Tomi]

Mulch comes out.

I put in an emo haircut.