Vending Machine

[Kinslayer]

a chicken comes out.

I put Mr Bean in the machine...

[Dominicy]

his bear comes out screaming for help, covered in cuts.

I put macaroni in the machine.

[Tomi]

The Kool Aid man comes out.

I put the phrase "OH YEAH!" in.

[Bluhman]

The phrase "I SAW SOME MUDCRABS DOWN AT THE SHORE EARLIER TODAY", comes flying out and hits an octopus in the pacific ocean with incredible force.

I put a tissue in the machine.

[WarxePB]

A great big glob of mucous comes out.

I put a PS3 in.

[Moosetroop11]

You wait a long time but a good game doesn't come out.

I put in a frog.

[Dominicy]

a murloc comes out and kills everyone level 6-, because at some point or another it happens to everyone.

I put a pumpkin from the center of the earth in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Bluhman comes out.

I put Satan in the machine.

[Emerates]

A lvl. 88 Magic Missle comes out.

I put Colonel Sanders into the machine, FTW.

[Dominicy]

Captain picard comes out.

I put the plans for the greatest rpg made using rpgmaker in the machine and say "CRAP!"

[Tomi]

Final Fantasy XXX comes out.

I put a blue teddy bear in.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a clue scroll.

I put chicken man 2.1 and chicken man 1.3 in the machine.

[Dominicy]

gergoth comes out and shoots a lazer cannon at you, but you kill it and gain its soul, along with the ability to break ice with your mind.

I put a copy machine into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Out comes a block of ice. Ed breaks it with his mind because he's awesome like that.

I put (noun/pronoun) in the machine.

[Tomi]

Your (Noun/Pronoun) a splode comes out.

I put a roll of maroon duct tape in the machine.