Vending Machine

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes ?? ?

I put into the machine trashcan the size of canada full of the money people have thrown away a crappy mac.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes a crappy computer running on Windows.

I put a # in.

[lilsniffs3]

42 comes out. 42 is the ONLY one that comes out.

I put in Deadpool.

[Bluhman]

He comes back out with significantly less hair mask than he had on the way in.

I drop a safe into the machine.

[fruckert]

Out comes you

I put into the machine a light bulb

[DedlellyDeth]

OUT: An idea.

IN: An unraveled tree.

[Rahl]

Out comes an apple.

I put in the machine Sir Isac Neuton.

[Felix-0]

I draw 10 LVL5 Gravigas from the machine

I put in a broken mac labtop

[Rahl]

Out comes all of the sorrow from realising how fookhardy buying a crappy Mac was in the first place.

I put into the machine god's guft to man, the PC.

[fruckert]

Out comes the real "gift", Linux

I put in a rabbit with glasses

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes Bugs Bunny.

I put into the machine a box of acme rockets.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine 'beep beep's and runs you over.

I spin the machine's head right round, right round, when I'm going down.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes a Mac PC. Yes. A Mac is a PC, you misinformed bastards. PC is just a euphemism Apple uses for Windows, that Microsoft has adopted like the Nazis' marker for gays.

I put in Tux the lovable Linux penguin.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine grows an text-based interface for some reason. You must now direct all input into a folder on the machine's hard drive.

I slide in a folder and tell the machine to put it in a folder named 'Osmose's SaiKar pronz'

[Rahl]

Out of the macine comes POWNED.

I put back into the machine LOL.