Vending Machine

[Rahl]

Out comes the MIB.

I put in a giant alien suspicously looking like charmander.

[Felix-0]

out comes Rule 39 of the internet http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules+of+the+internet

I put a code in hexidecemal in.

[Rahl]

Out comes 01001102

I put back into the machine fatal error.

[Felix-0]

The machine gets fixed

I put in Pen, pencil, paper, and a s*** load of rocks

[fruckert]

Out comes a steak

I eat it, then put in the bones

[Felix-0]

a pack of hyenas comes out to devour the bone marrow.

I put in an impossible rubix cube

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine spits it back out solved.

I hug the machine.

[Fisherson]

The machine says in a electronic voice: THANK YOU. YOU LOVE IS APRECAITED BUT, I DON'T THINK IT WOULD WORK OUT BETWEEN US.

I put in rumors of a game entitled "The Misadventures of Jet and David" coming out near the end of June.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Nothing happens.

I beg the machine to marry me.

[Felix-0]

The machine marries you then breaks up with you owning half of your property in the process

I put in 5 energy drinks, two sodas, and 1 bottle of water.

[Fisherson]

Out comes a very confused looking fellow who says: "Why is always the rum gone??"

I put the ocean in the machine.

[fruckert]

Out comes a jack in the box and a sparrow

I put the jack in the box from American McGee's Alice in

[Felix-0]

Jack skellington comes out

I put in universe, the video game.

[Bluhman]

It plays stupid music. for no reason.

I scoop pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes into the machine.

[ThexXtremeXx]

awesomeness comes out.

i put shoop da woop in...