Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 449392 times)

Felix-0 · « **Reply #1380 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:29:14 AM »

An overuse card comes out.

I put in a gravity hammer.

Rahl · « **Reply #1381 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:53:53 AM »

Out comes Halo2 the best FPS of all time.

I put back into the machine Halo3.

Felix-0 · « **Reply #1382 on:** June 10, 2009, 12:00:21 PM »

An oracle comes out and spawns a crate over your head

I throw in gordon freeman.

Bluhman · « **Reply #1383 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:57:37 PM »

John Freeman comes out.

I throw dead pants into the machine.

ThexXtremeXx · « **Reply #1384 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:04:17 PM »

my sense of humor comes out.

I put in the quantum theory...

Felix-0 · « **Reply #1385 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:25:37 AM »

The mathematical theroy of infinity comes out

I put in my lack of sleep.

fruckert · « **Reply #1386 on:** June 27, 2009, 10:59:37 PM »

Out comes my lack of sleep^28

I put in the new Transformers*

*Which I am going to see today, which I am having mixed feelings about.

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #1387 on:** June 28, 2009, 02:17:55 AM »

Excess of CGI with characters that you fail to care about comes out.

I put in an old copy of Deus Ex.

Felix-0 · « **Reply #1388 on:** June 28, 2009, 06:46:45 AM »

Desu comes out

I put in an ulcer

fruckert · « **Reply #1389 on:** June 28, 2009, 06:49:59 AM »

Out comes a hemorrhoid.

I put in Square Dood.

Rahl · « **Reply #1390 on:** July 06, 2009, 12:25:01 PM »

Out comes a circle dude.

I put back into the machine a prude.

fruckert · « **Reply #1391 on:** July 12, 2009, 06:18:23 AM »

Out of the machine comes my grandmother.

I put into the machine Archem's sex tape.

Rahl · « **Reply #1392 on:** July 12, 2009, 06:22:38 AM »

Out of the machine comes his gay lover.

I put back into the machine nothing for I am now far away.

Felix-0 · « **Reply #1393 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:59:33 PM »

The machine cusses you out and calls you a cheap bastard.

I put in a giant wrench and some nails.

Rahl · « **Reply #1394 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:04:36 PM »

Out comes a house.

I put into the machine a guarden.

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