Vending Machine

[Darkfox]

Out comes apple cider vinegar.

I put a smoke bomb into the machine.

[Fisherson]

Out comes Foxy, she draws Monocles on everyone and then leaves giggling*

I put Ozma into the machine.

[Felix-0]

Osmos comes out

I put in a growling hunger.

[Darkfox]

Drew Carey comes out and eats you.

I put in a turkey into the machine.

[fruckert]

Out comes A MILLION DOGS and EATS THE TURKEY.

I put a SUPER SENSITIVE MOUSE TOUCHPAD into the machine's INVENTORY.

[Felix-0]

The mouse cursor flies so fast it becomes solid and flies off the monitor.

I shove in a SSBB computer sound scheme

[X_marks_the_ed]

It uses its final smash.

I edge jump to avoid it.

[Felix-0]

You dodge the smash, some Japanese kid breaks his controller at home.

I put in Borderlands.

[Darkfox]

Out comes generic arachnid alien/mutant thingamabob.

I put in generic arachnid alien/mutant thingamabob into the machine.

[Darkfox]

It is so heartbroken by Lucas' harsh words that it commits suicide (stupid emo machine) and is replaced with a bigger, better, and less suicidy machine.

I put a picture of Staci into the machine.

[Felix-0]

The machine turns out to be gay, and spits it out.

I laugh at the machine.

[Darkfox]

The machine falls over on you.

I put in a Mickey hat.

[fruckert]

Out comes a couple Goofy zombies and they nom you.

I put in Kubuntu.

[mironic]

a banana comes out

I put a screwdriver into the machine...

[MissingName]

Out comes a Manhattan.

I put an empty tin of cocoa into the machine.