Vending Machine

[A Forgotten Legend]

Out pops a diamond!  Covered in poisonous spiders.  Have fun.

I put in The Little Mermaid.

[drenrin2120]

Out comes an old, fat, chain-smoking mermaid.

I put in Windows 8.2.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Out pops Windows 10.

I put a hand grenade full of hand parts in the machine.

[drenrin2120]

A claymore full of foot parts comes out.

I accidentally drop a sacagawea dollar into the vending machine instead of quarters.

[Moosetroop11]

A feathered arrow shoots out of the machine and takes off a chunk of your ear.

I put a 3DS XL into the machine

[drenrin2120]

A note that says, "I'm sorry" pops out.

I put a literal can of worms into the vending machine.

[Fisherson]

A event horizon forms and the machine and the universe collapse in on themselves again and again till the vending mach9ine repair person fixes it then puts a sign up "Do not put **** in this ***ing vending machine, or I'll **** your cats." I take the sign down and put it into the machine.

[drenrin2120]

The space-time continuum has been so badly altered, a literal worm of cans comes out of the vending machine. (Yes, you read that right)

Since Fish Cronenberg'd the universe... I put the vending machine in fish.

[Zoltar]

Out of Fish comes a finished Chain Game! I am happy so I decide to be reckless and stick Proud Mary's sword in the machine.

Proud Mary: Reckless? More like suicidal! I'd better get that back.  ....

[Moosetroop11]

Out comes Ashamed Katherine's walking stick.

I put in a mug of steaming hot tea and two digestive biscuits.

[Zoltar]

Out comes Ashamed Katherine's walking stick.

(That is so going in my game.  Or maybe the next we'll see! )

The machine spits out two huge frosted donuts and beer. I drink the beer and share the donuts with the wild moose then excamine the machine for buttons and discover a few: red, blue and green. Unable to make up my mind I press them all and put in Ashamed Kathrine's walking stick.

Ashamed Katherine: OOoh nooo! *Crumples over like timber*

Proud Mary:  You're truly evil.

[A Forgotten Legend]

A bloody Cain pops out.

I put piece of thread connected to a tooth into the machine.

[Fisherson]

The machine suddenly reels AFL in and sucks him down the slot!

I yell "Oh no you don't! that's my last rival, and they are rather hard to come by!" Then draw my saber and charge the machine screaming "For Charas!"

[Razor]

A bloody pile of bone and viscera pops out. You can't beat the machine.

I put in a vending machine of equal mass.

[Moosetroop11]

Nega vending machine pops out, draws it's cape around itself sinisterly and retreats into the woods... for the time being.

I put a guinea pig into the machne.