Ninja vs Pirate vs Whatever

[Emerates]

I object to that remark very strongly.

[Apex]

We need to construct a boat.

[Drace]

I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

[Darrellito]

Noah's arch rival Jesus.

[Dominicy]

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.

[Osmose]

I would just like to know why it takes Jesus a full 3 days to resurrect. His father is God, I'm pretty sure he could've had him alive a few minutes after death.

[DarkFlood2]

To prevent him from coming back as zombie jesus?

[Revolution911]

vs Whatever eh? I'm a viking.

[Djanki]

I wouldn't be either.

I'd prefer to be a gunner. Like Beyond The Grave, or Eatman, or....uh......Train Heartnet!

[Drace]

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.[/B]

*slaps Dominicy* You, don't quote me, anymore. UNDERSTOOD!? *slaps Dominicy again*

[Dominicy]

Originally posted by Drace

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.[/B]

*slaps Dominicy* You, don't quote me, anymore. UNDERSTOOD!? *slaps Dominicy again*[/B]

okay then.....by the way, why did it take god seven days to make the world?  why does the week contain seven days?  why does the year contain three hundred sixty five days?  somethings don't need such an indepth answer, sometimes its better to just say, because the big man said so.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.[/B]

*slaps Dominicy* You, don't quote me, anymore. UNDERSTOOD!? *slaps Dominicy again*[/B]

okay then.....by the way, why did it take god seven days to make the world?  why does the week contain seven days?  why does the year contain three hundred sixty five days?  somethings don't need such an indepth answer, sometimes its better to just say, because the big man said so. [/B]

365 because that's about the time it takes for the planet to be on the same spot again in contrast to the sun and universe. Now noob, shusss with your Christian blabety.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Dominicy, you ≠ funny.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.[/B]

Holy Christ man you take things way to seriously.

You know, I was thinking. I shall build a great ark - and fill it with two of every kind of animal!

And they'll all be female.

[Revolution911]

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.[/B]

Q:Why did God cross the road?


A:NO REASON. HE DOESENT EXIST LOL.



(Sorry Jesus )