Ninja vs Pirate vs Whatever

[DarkFlood2]

While pirates were usually malnourished, they still have two things that ninjas don't: Boats and guns. One shot from any pirate gun would be enough to take out or most definately incapacitate a ninja. And I think a pirate would be able to see through some disguises because, naturally, they don't really care who the person is. If it is a woman, it's their "booty". If it's a man, they try to kill him.

[Revolution911]

Originally posted by Almeidaboo
This' dumb. I won´t respond.

You already did. LOL YOU FAG.


Anyway, I suppose if I had to choose, I'd be a pirate.

[Tomi]

While the pirates are loading their guns, they already have 5+ daggers in their backs.  And they didn't even see who did it.

[elementalhero76]

I am ninja. Pirates only exist now on the internet and they can't use guns without getting the gurney. Todays day in age: Ninja>Pirate

[Osmose]

Pirate guns were not quite the guns of today.

[Razor]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the seaferrin' pirates of today use whatever gun they can. Automatic, hells yeah.

Also, today I woke up to Naruto, the English version. Now that I've actually seen it: unbarable.
Not nearly as unbarable as One Piece, but it's still terrible. And before you cry out "But the Japanese dub is better!" as you stuff doritos in that cheese covered crater you call a mouth, I don't care. I watch English things so that I can understand them, because that way you don't need your full focus on the TV. I've got both versions of Wolf's Rain, the English one and the subtitles for the Japanese one aren't so dramatically different that I need to swear allegiance to Japan.

So yeah: Chickens > Ducks > Turkey > Naruto > One Piece.

[Dragonium]

While the ninjas and the pirates are both using their special skills to attempt to defeat each other, as proven by you bunch of pirate/ninja fanboys, the Vikings have pillaged both of their respective villages, raped the women, taken the gold, spit-roasted a boar, sung a hearty tale of their victory, and taken off in their longship.

[Archem]

Pirates pwn. I say so, and if I say so, it must be true. As a matter of fact, there's only one ninja who can out-do a pirate, but it's because he's also a doctor. So to put it in terms that most people can understand:
Pirates > Doctors > Ninjas
Doctor Ninjas > Pirates
Doctor Pirates > Doctor Ninjas
Doctor Pirate Ninjas > All of the above

[Osmose]

I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.



We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

[Moosetroop11]

*Puts on sunglasses* Blinding logic Osmose. The debate is over.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Osmose
I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.



We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

Flying Spagetthi Monster is gay.

[oooog]

There are several scenerios that would decide whether a ninja or a pirate would win in a fight.

If it were at night, Ninja>Pirate
If there were plenty of hiding places, Ninja>Pirate
If the pirate had no crew to back him/her up, Ninja>Pirate

If there were no obsticles, Pirate>Ninja
If the pirate had an alert parrot, Pirate>Ninja
If the gun was loaded, Pirate>Ninja

There are several others.  What weapons are allowed?  Location?  Etc. Etc. Etc.  However, the first obsticle would be to overcome the instant implosion upon entering the same room as one another.

And I would like it to be known, Naruto > One Piece.  That is, up until about episode 130ish in naruto, preferably in japanese.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by Osmose
I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.



We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

You get a win.

But it is true, in modern times the only pirates are koreans with rpg's.

[Weregnome]

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX

Originally posted by Osmose
I hate that comic.

And no, Naruto is just as ridiculous in Japanese.



We can see on this graph that, over the years, the amount of pirates has steadily decreased. At the same time, we can also see that, over this same time period, the average temperature of the world has increased, leading to the conclusion that Pirates are Cool.

You get a win.

But it is true, in modern times the only pirates are koreans with rpg's.[/B]

You can't forget Indonesian pirates.

[Apex]

Pirates are the best, hands down. I mean Ninjas are great too, but they just don't compare to a pirate.

As for Anime, BLECH (Not bleach.) who needs it? It makes Ninjas out to be better with all their little jumping around and magical ninja moves. How does it portray Pirates? Stretchy arms and talking reindeer. Anime has really gone down hill lately, what happened to people grunting for a half an hour, and then shooting lasers at each other? I mean seriously, now they all try to go for a comical approach. Besides, Azumanga is the best.