Ninja vs Pirate vs Whatever

[Kinslayer]

Originally posted by Razor


You know, I was thinking. I shall build a great ark - and fill it with two of every kind of animal!

And they'll all be female. [/B]

I love you man, I shall follow you until you make that ark!!!





Now, why did God make the wrold in seven days? Who the **** knows except him?

Be a believer, don't be a believer, that's the same, believers and non believers have the same proof to what they say: NONE.

I choose to believe, others choose not to, I don't know and frankly don't care ^^ and those questions no one can really answer.. it's not worth the discussion, it's all pointless, since no one has a true answer ^^





And pirates rule jo ho!

[Razor]

On a related note, these sort of arguments happen all the time on that other place.
The atheists explain how there is no god, the religious ones explain how there is one, and in the end of the day NOONE IS CONVERTED TO THE OTHER SIDE AT ALL.
It's still very fun to partake in, though.

[Weregnome]

How is it that no matter what, we end up back at religion?

[Razor]

Originally posted by Apex
We need to construct a boat.

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

And that's how we ended up on religion.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Indeed. It was becase Dominicy was too stupid to understand a joke.

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by Razor

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

noah wasn't a pirate.  he was the only faithful man (along with his family) of his time who built the ark bringing two of every species, one being male, other female, and was told to build said ark by God, after God prepared to drown away all the sinful people of the time in a world wide flood.  please don't make sacrelegious jokes about the bible or the wrath of the spork smerfs will be brought down on you thousand fold.

this message also applies to the poster above me.  I forgot his screen name.[/B]

Holy Christ man you take things way to seriously.

You know, I was thinking. I shall build a great ark - and fill it with two of every kind of animal!

And they'll all be female. [/B]

I forgive you for winning the ashes.

[Kinslayer]

Originally posted by Drace
I still say Noah the pirate pwns all. I mean, who else has an army of two of each species?

I shall tell you the story of Noah, the Pirate!


"Garh, they were ol' times mateys, when Noah the pirate was called by God.

'Agh!' He said: 'Ye must construct a boat, and commandear two of each species, and a bottle of rum, garh! If not, you all will be swallowed by the seven seas, jo ho!'

'Aye aye! Jo ho! And a bottle of rum! Agh!' Noah answered.

The townspeople mocked Noah for making this huge boat, but he and his family would only laugh, drink loads and assault them.

After he finished the Ark, Noah said: 'Garh! I shall call it the Flying Jewman!' and he drunk again.

After the rain started to pour, Noah, his family and his army of animals entered the boat. The rain went on and on for 40 days and 40 nights, until it stopped.

'Send a pidgeon to see if there's some boat we can assault mateys! Arh!' said Noah. They sent off the pidgeon, which returned and said: 'There's no more rain mateys! We can have our party Jo ho!!!'

Unfortunatly, they had reached Plimouth, and they weren't english pirates, so they all got hung up, except for Noah, who worked for Elizabeth I with pride"






(Note: I DO believe, but there's no need for fanatism, there are worse things than making a random and foolish joke)