Trapped on a Deserted Island

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...Yay!  Cookie!!!  I wanna cookie!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: I said I WANT A COOKIE!!!!  COOKIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!  WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!
Daetyrnis: No.
AFL: *begins to cry*

[j_master]

*j master walks out of bushes and sits down*
Meiscool: huh?
grandy: where did he come from?
Afl:i still want my cookie!
j master: what are you talking about, i was here the whole time!
meiscool: but then why didnt we see you before?
j master: you would have, but you were to busy looking at that ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Raven!

[game_maniac]

Game_maniac: Finally, I get to appear on a TV show! I'm a movie star!

*gets killed by the black fog monster.*

Game_Maniac: What the hell ?! Why did I get killed?
Director: We wanted to add more emotion to the story.
Game_Maniac: But I only appeared for a total of two seconds!
Director: Well, actually we just kill off everyone who asks for a raise.
Game_Maniac: But I didn't ask for a raise...
Director: Security!

[Koopapooper]

AFL:This Cookie isnt a Cookie!
Lucas:Well duh,its a Damn rock!
AFL:
*Guy shows up*
Guy:Hi Im Koopa got water?
AFL:GO TO HELL!
Lucas:Hes mad over his cookie.
Koopa:Its okay, Id  be pissed if my cookie was a rock too.
Native:Uma Woncka!
Lucas:Hell, didnt know there would be natives on the Island.
Koopa:Its not, look its a Pokemon
Pokemon:Woncka!
Lucas:Since the creators of Pokemon have made the dumb things only say theyr names...Its a Wonka
Koopa:Its making Wonka bars on AFL!
AFL:Yay!
Lucas:Those arnt Wonka bars !
Koopa:Oh ya AFL those is Wonka Pie!
AFL:Pie!YAY!
Lucas:He meant to say its Sh**....
AFL:*Wipes brown stuff off face* Ohh...Yuck
Wonka:WOnka!
AFL:Shut Up sick animal!
Koopa:AFL is da Pwned.lol...So got fresh bottles of water?

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: lucas? Are you okay?  As I was finishing my cookie, you hit your head.
Lucas: It was all a dream? Hell yes!
AFL: ?
Lucas: Long Story.
AFL: Plenty of time.
Lucas: look at the past two posts.
AFL: Oh, that crap?  Its just random nonsense.
Daetyrnis: Are you coming?
AFL: Oh right!
Meiscool: I''m ready for that org... I mean trip with them!

[j_master]

j master: go into the jungle!?
lucas: yes!
j master: but it's dangerous in there!
daetymis: we'll be fine!
*afl gets flown away by cookie bird.*
j master: shouldn't we save him?

[Daetyrnis]

Daetyrnis: "So, where exactly are we going to explore?"
Lucas: "Why, the jungle of course!"
Daetyrnis: "... I meant which direction, I can chart this island for reference later."  *sketches view from current position*  "There, I'll just assume heading into the jungle is North, and.... voilŕ!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: What's lost?  What's a TV?  I don't remember these things.
Lucas: LOST?!??!  YOU DON'T KNIOW WHAT LOST IS?!?!?!  Its a show that is similar to our prediciment here.
AFL: OH!  That Lost.  Ok.  TV is telelvision then. Ok.  There we go.  That explains it.
J_master:*undead cookie bird comes back just to eat him, just like a cookie*
Lucas: NO MORE J_MASTER!!!!  YAY!!!!!!!
AFL: By the way, I love you map Daetyrnis.
Daetyrnis: Thank you.  It took me a few hours to make it.
AFL: Hm... I made the same thing in a few seconds.
Daetyrnis: Oh... same here, the rest of it was looking for a computer with Paint.  All that was around were Macs.
Mac: Hello, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC. Hey Mac, I think I'll pull up a map from google to help these folks.
Mac:  Already done.
PC: What?
Mac: I did it while you were talking.
PC: Why do you always have to do everything better than me?  I am going to strangle you!
Mac: Wait PC!  I have... I have a confession.  I have always seen you as superior and I...
Gemini: Are you guys done?
PC: Almost.  *Strangles and kills Mac*
AFL:...I knew I shouldn't have let them sit by eachother on the way here...

[game_maniac]

Game_maniac: Yeah, still dead.
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Game_maniac: So lonely...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Shouts down from a helicopter* I've been observing you all in a very non creepy way. Grandy is hilarious. MIC and Gemini have a hell of a lot of stamina. Daetyrnis is awesome by default. Warxe is probably never going to post here again... and the rest of you should probably just drown yourselves.

*Flies off*

[Grandy]

Grandy: I'm hilarious and I just posted here once!
MIC: Couldn't he just... taken us away?
Grandy: Not until strange things happen. It's one of the rules of this place.
MIC: How'd you know?
Grandy: *points to a sign*
--Beach Rules--
-NO throwing garbage on the beach.
-NO dogs allowed
-NO camping allowed
-NO swimming naked
-NO leaving the island without first solving a big mistery and almost dying trying to call for help
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Lucas: It's almost as if this sign is trying to tell us something...
Grandy:  You're right, what is it boy?
Sign: *obviously doesn't moves*
MIC: ... nah, maybe it's just our impression.

-MEANWHILE, IN A NEARBY WELL-
Timmy: *inside the well* I hope Sign brings help!
-BACK TO THE BEACH-

Grandy: So buddy, what will we eat today?
*silence*
Lucas: Dude, you're talking to a volleyball.
Grandy: I call him ballie.
Daertynis: This would be great if we were parodying Cast Away, but this is Lost dude.
Grandy: *Punchline*

Audience: *cheers*

[game_maniac]

Game_maniac: Ah screw it, I'll just ressurect myself.

lucas_irineu: You can't just come back from the dead like that!

Game_maniac: Watch me. With everything that has been happening, it's not like someone coming back to life is  that  weird.

Grandy: It doesn't work like that, you need to exlain why and exactly how did you come back to life.

Game_maniac: Sure, it will all be explained in the next season, but by the time that happens, everyone will be too busy figuring out why did I kill everyone in this island by not pushing a button every 108 minutes, while the clock kept on ticking down TICK TOCK TICK TOCK EVERYONE WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH TICK TOCK woah was that you clock nope it was that acid over there oh I see it damm those naughty acids I'll show you what's what come over here and try it big guy oh yes I will.

lucas_irineu: ...

Game_maniac: I brought sombreros so the sun doesn't screw with our heads.

Grandy: Too late for that.

[game_maniac]

Axel Rose: You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby, you're gonna diiiiiiiiieeeeeee IN THE JUNGLE, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!
(cookie to anyone who gets the reference)

Game_maniac: Aw crap, why didn't we stay in the beach? C'mon, let's go back and see who can make the biggest sand castle or something.

[danielturipa]

ummm im in the jungle