Trapped on a Deserted Island

[c0rn]

c0rn: Wait guys hold on just one minute
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*Itemfinder has picked up a signal
* c0rn receives a spraycan
c0rn: Ok open up your trading menu
MT11: OK
*submits*
c0rn: aww crap, trading bug! Now we both have to log out and log back in!
***c0rn Logs Out** He will be missed
***MT11 Logs Out** He Will be missed
***c0rn Logs In** Hello c0rn
***MT11 Logs In** Hello MT11
c0rn: here you go MT11
*MT11 recieves a spraycan
MT11: Thanks I haven't showered for a while.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL:  PHAYRE!!!  I thought I'd be stuck with these [STRIKE]crazy[/STRIKE]normal people forever!

Phayre:  Have a Vanilla Coke Zero.

AFL: Yessss...

Lucas: *is eaten by a kitten and never seen again*

AFL: Kitten!  I've been looking for you!

Kitten: *coughs up lucas's shoe*

AFL: What have I told you?  Chew your food!

Kitten: Meow. ^^ *purrrr*

[Rayonius]

*pets cat*

Rayonius: Is it too late to enter the sandcastle contest?

Everyone: ...

Rayonius: Yeah? Too late, I'm guessing?

Everyone: ...
 
Rayonius: Okay then, I'm just gonna go back into my hole.

[lilsniffs3]

Fergie: FERGIE!
Rayonius: I shall be going back now.
*Runs out.
*Beam comes out hole.




*Lilsniffs turns on computer and then internet.
Lilsniffs: Ewwwwwwwww.
*Switches home page to disneychannel.com
Lilsniffs: Ewwww. More EH76.
*Turns on cell phone.
*SHOCK*
*Cell phone explodes.
Lilsniffs: This sh*t is nuclear?
*Goes to play Charas Pub.

[c0rn]

*SHOCK*
*Charas Pub and the Stairs Explode*

Lilsniffs: I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go make a monument in c0rn's honor.

c0rn: Wow Sniff's, that's sounds like a swell idea, build it over Rayonius's hole.

[lilsniffs3]

*Lilsniffs slaps himself.
Lilsniffs: Nice try!
*Thinks
Lilsniffs: I know who to build one for!
C0rn: Who?
Lilsniffs: OBVIOUSLY,



















Lilsniffs: AFL. He's my idol.
AFL: Yeah Phayre, how come you don't make a Vanilla Coke can sculpture of me? Lilsniffs enthusiastic about it!
*Phayre looks backwards.
Phayre: Where's my Vanilla Coke box?
AFL: *Points to Lilsniffs and a statue of AFL.
Phayre: How will I live without my Vanilla Coke?
AFL: Jump on Lilsniffs stomach till he throws up and drink it?
* Everybody jumps on Lilsniffs stomach.

[c0rn]

c0rn: woah woah woah! Has Dr. Suess taught you nothing? Remember? Don't Hop On Pop.
Everyone: hmm yeah sorry.
c0rn: If anything, we should jump on the midnight train going anywhere.

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: I'm gonna dig me a hole.
c0rn: Erm... why exactly?
DWMM: I don't know... i just feel as if I have to dig this hole.
c0rn: Ok..... I'm gonna go look at that crate full of porn I found now.
DWMM: You don't know what you're missing out on!!! *digs some hole*










DWMM: I'm gonna go look at porn now.

Lilsniffs: Hey, a hole!!!! *jumps in shallow hole-ditch*

[lilsniffs3]

Lilsniffs: MAH HOLE.
*DWMM and C0rn ignore.
*Lightning strikes and tree falls. Tree pushes porn crate into lilsniffs hole.
Lilsniffs: EWWW. Its EH76.
*Pushes crate out.

[c0rn]

Lilsniffs: wait a minute, I am alone in this hole.....
*pulls crate back into hole
MT11: Ok guys, now lets move the Siamese twin monument of c0rn and AFL.
Lilsniffs: huh the ground is collapsing above me.
*the hole caves in leaving a helpless Lilsniffs in complete lack of air.
c0rn: hey did you guys here a  girlish scream from inside the hole we just covered?
DWMM: nah, must of been a girlish scream outside of the hole.
Lilsniffs: Oh Well, EH76 it is, at least its not 2girls1cup!!

[HobomasterXXX]

Lilsniffs: HELP!

MT11: Did you hear that?
DWMM: No. *stabs ground under statue with a large spear*
MT11: Ok.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Wait.....  WHAT!?!?!  Siamese twin?!?!?!  WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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I need to get off this island before i go craz....ier.

[c0rn]

c0rn: You can't, it was you who created this island, and now no one can leave, Unless.....
AFL: Unless What?
c0rn: There is one way. You must travel to the Oasis of Doom, retrieve the Key of danger, travel to the dungeon of crap and slay the beastie who is hiding behind the gate of the damned!
AFL: I dunno, that seems like a looooot of work, not to mention a great waste of time. Why don't we just build an Air Ship instead?
c0rn: hahaha, many have tried to follow that path, but none have came back alive....
*Points to a Pile of Bones*
AFL: And embarking on a quest to slay a beast won't get me killed? Besides, those are fish bones.
c0rn: hehehe we will meet again in philippi!!!
*Throws a Smoke Bomb*
Eeryone: *hack* *cough* *cough* *Wheeze*
AFL: c0rn You're still here, everyone can see you hiding behind those bushes. you're just making a fool out of yourself.
c0rn: Am I? Or have you mis-looked?
AFL: See if you had vanished you wouldn't have responded!  man whatever, that kid is wierd.
*Monologue* c0rn: hehehe Little to do they know, they have a dangerous journey ahead of them, but will they survive?...........

*SPOILER ALERT*

Yes They Do.

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: Hey look, a treasure chest!!!! *runs towards chest*
AFL: I wonder what's inside?
DWMM: A... A MAP!!!!! It's a map of the island.
MT11: Cool, can we see it?
DWMM: Sure *points at attached image*
Everyone:.....

MT11: Bull. Thats clearly a fake map. I'll prove it with this mine detector *pulls Mine Detector from pocket*
MT11: Ok lets see here.....
Mine detector: *explodes*

[lilsniffs3]

*Start of perilous journey
MT11: Your coffee is over there.
AFL: OK.
*Walks to the coffee and grabs it.
*Walks back.
AFL: *sip* Damn good coffee.
MT11: Yeah.

C0rn: (Thinking) They're having coffee.....WITHOUT ME?

(Up in the sky)
Grandy in airship: W00t! Getting away from this damned island!

(Back down)
AFL: *Sip*
MT11: *Sip*
DWMM: *Sip*
*Speed Racer theme plays.
Everyone: This coffee......needs.......more.........COWBELL!!!
*Everyone gets off to get some cowbell from Lilsniffs' bag.
* Mach 5 comes out of nowhere with C0rn in the front seat. He crashes at the log and is sent flying in the sky.
*Car crashes through Grandy's airship.
*Airship comes and crashes into Lilsniffs' bag, exploding it into the forest.
Everyone: MAAHHH COWBELL.
*And so begins their perilous journey into the tri-state area.