Castlevania: The movie.

[Revolution911]

I dont see how castlevania can even make a movie.


Half the game is just going through the dungeons.  Hardly enough of a story to make a movie out of.

[Darkfox]

Just put Jim Carey in the lead role and CG the rest.

XD!

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by Revolution911
I dont see how castlevania can even make a movie.


Half the game is just going through the dungeons.  Hardly enough of a story to make a movie out of.

Well, if you took it and paraphrased it into one giant story, it'd be good. Like start with Lament, then go ALL the way to Dawn. Like a trilogy.

Or make your own lame *** story that looks lik swiss cheese, as they will undoubtedly do.

OR go with Darkys idea. I like that. Ace Ventura: Vampire Killer

[Archem]

I guarantee you that I will watch that movie if they have Jim Carey and CG.

[Phayre]

They can't add Dawn or Aria, because I'd cry. And making Phayre cry is bad. don't you understand? It's BAD!
It'll probably be a lot of angst and hot steamy vampire love scenes. Cuz that's what goth movies are all about. Oh, and death. Lots of gratuitous death to make the goths happy.

[Archem]

CG Jim Carey and gratuitous sex and violence! I want this movie NAOW~!+!!

[Darkfox]

And at the end he can say one of his catch phrases like "Smokin!" or "Alllllllrighty then!"

[ZeroKirbyX]

Dr. Szeuss' How the Grinch Killed Dracula

[crunkman2000]

DWAAAH? Sonia? I thought...not...canon...IGA...Legends ...LoI replaced...*head bursts*

So, from the looks of things, IGA and Konami have NO input on this...great...

On one hand, it's probably going to end up being a steaming pile of suck that goes against canon...

On the other...no Soma. Yay.

[Drace]

From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.

[Darkfox]

Put Sean Connery or Mike Myers in as Snake. They might as well make an Underdog movie where they put in stupid dog actors like some various other movies and completely remove the retro flare of the cartoons... oooooh wait...

In any case as far as movies go related to games I think Doom was The Rock's best movie (because he dies at the end).

[Archem]

Originally posted by Drace
From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.

Sounds like good news to me!

[ZeroKirbyX]

NO. Connery as Big Boss XD

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Drace
From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.

 Actually, Boll claimed that Kojima asked him to direct, and that he was thinking about it. Kojima then went to the TV and claimed Boll to be a fat liar and that he would never have asked Boll to do it.

[Darkfox]

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
NO. Connery as Big Boss XD

YES! That works.