Hi guys

[Masahiro]

Hi! I'm italian so forgive me for my awful english.

[Archem]

Actually, except for the grammar error of not capitalizing the "I" in "Italian", your English seems fine right now.

Ahem...

Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) APPLE SEED. You have been FRESHLY PLANTED and WATERED by FARMER MCCORMICK. Over the next FEW (+3) YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS), you are EXPECTED to LEVEL UP and eventually EVOLVE into a LEVEL TWENTY-FOUR (24) FRUIT-BEARING APPLE TREE. If you choose to ACCEPT this QUEST, FARMER MCCORMICK will EARN a PROFIT of APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) of APPLES, and you will be CARED FOR for SEVERAL (+1,-∞) MORE YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS). If you REFUSE to ACCEPT this quest, you will be HARVESTED and SOLD for LUMBER.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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EDIT: Whoa, that one's a doozy...

[aboutasoandthis]

*insert signature welcome post here*

Welcome to Charas.

[Prpl_Mage]

Welcome to Charas oh-Italian person.

I, the one and only purple mage greets you to these excellent forums and warn you that people around you will greet you in the most unpredictable ways.

Except for that, stay around long enough for people to get to know you and get to know the people as well. In the end you will feel obligated to stay.

[Bluhman]

Hello, you silly fool.

[A Forgotten Legend]

WhEeLlLlCoOME TmOy CnHaAmReA'sS FaOfRlU.M S.

[blackskullwarlock]

I can't believe I'm wasting my precious time on writing this so meh, welcome to Charas.

[Ben]

archem...your noobie missions are beginning to get crammed with keywords. Its almost to the point where you need a graphic interface for your shizz.

[Archem]

Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

[Masahiro]

Originally posted by Archem2
Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

O_o  what the hell are you talking about? I don't understand your posts....

[Dominicy]

Originally posted by Masahiro

Originally posted by Archem2
Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

O_o  what the hell are you talking about? I don't understand your posts....[/B]

He gives new people quests in the style of old roleplaying games as his "signature greeting."  No one who's new gets it.

I'm just mostly good with saying."WELCOME."

[Masahiro]

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by Masahiro

Originally posted by Archem2
Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

O_o  what the hell are you talking about? I don't understand your posts....[/B]

He gives new people quests in the style of old roleplaying games as his "signature greeting."  No one who's new gets it.

I'm just mostly good with saying."WELCOME."[/B]

ahahahah  understood, thank you

[aboutasoandthis]

Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
WhEeLlLlCoOME TmOy CnHaAmReA'sS FaOfRlU.M S.

You should totally stick with that. LOL!

[Moosetroop11]

Welcome. I will eat you with apples, lettuce and feta cheese in some sort of greek salad.

[Masahiro]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Welcome. I will eat you with apples, lettuce and feta cheese in some sort of greek salad.

O_o  why?