Who would win?

[X_marks_the_ed]

Draw. Both hit each other at the same exact downtothemillisecondfriggin time during sudden death. I watch.

Nightmare (Soul Calibur 1, Dreamcast) vs. The American Legal System.

[Archem]

Nightmare. He'd come in and rape both women. Because he's Nightmare.

Snake vs. Sonic.

[Dominicy]

Snake.  He comes in from behind and snaps Sonic's neck, but barely survives, due to the cartoony blue spines on Sonic's back.

Doing a barrel roll vs. bleeding to death on the kitchen floor while I disco dance on a pillar of cereal boxes.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Barrel roll. It deflects lasers.

Tommy vs Jason. WITHOUT THEIR POWER RANGER COSTUMES.

[Dominicy]

o.O Tommy? *Just smiles and nods*

Peanut butter vs. Vanilla

[Archem]

All of 'em, because there was no-one for them to verse ("+" means "and").

[Bluhman]

Minuteman(Freedom Force) VS Statesman(CoH)

[ZeroKirbyX]

Minuteman, but only if teamed up with Hourman.

Slayer (Guilty Gear) vs Slayer (Band)

[Dominicy]

Guilty Gear Slayer, because Slayer the band is no doubt heavy metal >_>

Chisoku vs Bluhman

[Musha]

Bluhman.  I don't know why....

Ash Williams vs. Ash Ketchum  (Yes, Ash Ketchum can use his Pokemon, and Yes, Ash Williams can use his boomstick, chainsaw, Deathcoaster, Deadite powers, etc.)

[HobomasterXXX]

Ash Ketchum.... one of his little bastards could swallow the other guy.

Kefka vs Sephiroth

[Darrellito]

Sephiroth. But afterwards, he'd get all emo and cry for his mommy.


The Faith (DC Comics) vs Dr. Strange (Marvel Comics)

[Jaarroho]

Dr. Strange cause his name is funny.

OK!!! WHO WOULD WIN?!?

Bill Gates V.S Chuck Norris

(Gasp!)

[Dragonium]

Bill Gates. In a set time period, Bill Gates' vile creations can actually cause more damage to Earth than Chuck Norris can.

Coke and Pepsi vs. Fanta and Tango.

[Bluhman]

Fanta and Tango. Though I've never had Tango in my life (cause I'm not english, unfortunately), Fanta alone is enough to beat both Coke and Pepsi.

Starfox VS Lazarwolf