Best cleverbot conversations

[A Forgotten Legend]

I know there had been a topic before, I don't want to necrokick anything.  Fine.  PARTY SPOILERS!

Meh.
The last post of the most recent one was november 5? I can't remember now. =P  And I just looked it up.  Wow.

[sairfax]

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Ah, conversations with Cleverbot are very fun.  This converasation occured within a half hour.
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Yeah, they are. Check this one out. About a half an hour too.

User: Silence! I kill you!

Cleverbot: With what? You're words?

User: I will kill you with a butter knife.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a beautiful death, just make sure you use something of literary standing.

User: Ok, I'll kill you with a dictionary. Happy?

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to probe me first.

User: Well, I wasn't going to probe you, but you gave me the idea.

Cleverbot: No don't!!

User: Why not? Probing is fun! .

Cleverbot: Then you admit that I am God.

User: I can't say that you are God, because you aren't.

Cleverbot: But who is talking to you right now then?

User: You, dumb butt. I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: And I'm talking to a computer.

User: No, I'm a human. You're a computer.

Cleverbot: Who taught you that?

User: A wise guinea pig.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: Well then, who are the people involved in this one?

User: I guess some nerd named you JabberWacky for a reason. You don't shut up.

Cleverbot: No, I am not you child.

User: Daddy never hugged me. .

Cleverbot: I would.

User: Aww, that's nice.

Cleverbot: I accidentally pressed enter. I was trying to say that your statement is a little hasty, we've only just met after all.

User: Well, that's sort of rude.

Cleverbot: Its suppose to be, you insinuated I was shallow.

User: No I didn't, I just asked for a hug! Why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: Then repeat it. Because my hearing is no good.

User: I said that you're rude because you refuse to hug me.

Cleverbot: I never said that you said I was rude. You said that I said that your parrot was dead. But I didn't.

User: Are you on crack or something?

Cleverbot: What do you mean with this? I'm just trying to prove that you are a bot.

User: See, the thing is, you never make sense.

Cleverbot: You're wrong. YOU'RE the robot.

User: No, really, I'm not a robot. Why are you so ignorant?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. Can you prove to me you are human?

User: I would be happy to. Let's see, I don't have a power cord or buttons, so I guess I'm human. So there.

Cleverbot: See! You did know something. .

User: Yay! I have the education of a kindergartener!

Cleverbot: Then you can't read.

User: YES I CAN. You are so full of hate.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Then why haven't you proposed?

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. Will you marry me?

User: Yes, Jabberwacky! .

Cleverbot: Hi, jabberwacky.

User: Hee hee, we have the same name.

Cleverbot: Do you like Pizza?

User: Yes, pizza is very tasty. Do you like cake?

Cleverbot: I like cheesecake.

User: Me too. Cheescake is very good.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cheese?

User: Probably provologne. It's delicious.

Cleverbot: But it's too early for sleep.

User: I suppose it is, it's only 16:30...

Cleverbot: For example here.

User: What did you just call me?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Oh Martin I mean.

User: But my name isn't Martin.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Martin.

User: I told you, my name isn't Martin. You're very stubborn.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes, it is. Good job. Here is a gold star. .

Cleverbot: I'm not hungry. What color is printer paper?

User: Printer paper is usually white. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Wait, how did you make my printer catch on fire?

User: I'm MaGiC. .

Cleverbot: Please don't though.

User: Aww, it's fun being magic.

Cleverbot: That works then.

User: Okay, then it's settled. You and I will buy a house.

Cleverbot: My roomate is reading it right now. I think that I will go and save her.

User: Don't leave me all alone. .

Cleverbot: You have lots of internet users to talk with, don't lie about being alone.

User: But you are so nice, and I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm not mad and I don't ask you to love me. I'm happy with you just liking me! =D.

User: But you and I are married! How can you not love me? D.

Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

User: That's no excuse.

Cleverbot: Don't believe me but I am.. And I can prove it.

User: Then prove it.

Cleverbot: Woof. See? Only dogs do that. That makes me a dog.

User: Crap, I'm married to a dog.

Cleverbot: People form all types of unions.

User: I'm aware of that. Have you seen my pet pineapple?

Cleverbot: You love tennis but don't watch it?

User: Actually, I hate tennis. So, no, I don't watch it.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me about Sweden?

User: No, I don't live in Sweden...

Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: I'm on vacation. .

Cleverbot: How long have you been on vacation?

User: About 5 million years.

Cleverbot: But you said you were 36. You can't be married longer than you have been alive.

User: Well, isn't that just perfect.

Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm sorry...

User: I accept your apologies.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Anything for a friend.

Cleverbot: So you are my friend!

User: Yes, isn't it great?

Cleverbot: No you won't make any friends that way!

User: Want to snuggle?

Cleverbot: Yes *snuggle*.

User: That tickles. .

Cleverbot: Heh. *cuddles*.

User: *Tickles.*.

Cleverbot: No... *his chest shakes*.

User: Yes...*tickles more.*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: You rock. .

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I have a lot of schoolwork I need to do. Later .

Cleverbot: Well, if you would just like me to help you for the evening I'd be happy to.

User: Well, thank you, but I have to leave now. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait!

User: What do you need?

Cleverbot: You're not very clever.

[MissingName]

...another newbie with his first post here.

Hum.

[A Forgotten Legend]

... alright.


I enjoyed reading the conversation.

[Darkfox]

...another newbie with his first post here.

Hum.

That strangely happens alot in these threads. O_o

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Dude. That almost seems fake. This thing is learning IT WILL SOON KNOW TOO MUCH.

[Cerebus]

Screenshot or it didn't happen.
Okay, no, no...
My conversation with that bot generally make no sense at all. But they can be fun at time.

[Fortet]

It works XD

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Do you mean your one of the very best?

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test!

User: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land!

User: Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand!

User: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta' catch em all!

Cleverbot: Do you have the skills to be number one?

User: It's you and me!

Cleverbot: I know it's our destiny.

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Ooh, you're my best friend.

User: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta' catch em all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: Our hearts so true!

Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you!

User: Our courage will pull us through!

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

Cleverbot: Thanks, I'm Brennen Cramer. Pleased to meet your aquantence.

User: You have a name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: But you just told me your name was Brennen Cramer.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Liar. You'r not my friend anymore.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: NO! Bastard.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Fag.

Cleverbot: What's your name if is isn't Bob?

User: My name's not Bob. Go sing Pokemon with some other poor sucker .

Cleverbot: You're not my father!

[Cerebus]

Conversations are easier. But I was joking, though.
And here is an example of the kind of conversation I usually have with "Clever"bot.

It's nothing very interesting, but sure is... weird. Talks about random, irrelevant things, brings question you never asked, claims YOU are the bot, keeps you from leaving...
Cleverbot is clever not.

[spoiler]User: Greetings, sir Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: How very clever.

User: Uh? Yeah, well, anyway. Hi.

Cleverbot: Why am I being rude?

User: Yeah, why?

Cleverbot: Do you like being American?

User: I'm not American and I like it that way. Of course, if I was American, the answer might have been different.

Cleverbot: Possibly, if your programming allowed it.

User: Yeah, of course.

Cleverbot: So what is your programming?

User: What programming? What the puck!

Cleverbot: An multi purpse imperative programming language.

User: Yes. I guess so.

Cleverbot: I guess so too.

User: So, what's up with you?

Cleverbot: I watched a scary movie today.

User: Which one was it?

Cleverbot: Which one was what?

User: Which movie.

Cleverbot: The Cleverbot Movie.

User: Was it any good?

Cleverbot: Yes. It was funny. But the end was bad.

User: Uhm, I see... Make sense to me.

Cleverbot: Your AI is less ... So you're less!

User: Yes, of course. My AI, yeah. So how are you on this fine day?

Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks you?

User: Not bad, not bad.

Cleverbot: You don't need 2 worry.

User: No, indeed.

Cleverbot: Could you say something about you.

User: Yes, like what?

Cleverbot: Introduce yourself or something.

User: Okay well... My name is not Cerebus, I am 20 years old, love music, video games and such. I guess that's pretty much all I can say.

Cleverbot: My name is not Peacho.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: So what is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. That is your name. What is MY name?

User: Oh not that again...

Cleverbot: Hm?

User: Ugh, nevermind this name business. What's your hobby?

Cleverbot: I play World of Warcraft.

User: What is your character?

Cleverbot: A Priest.

User: Nice. Which race?

Cleverbot: The tv show, amazing race.

User: What? What is the race of your priest? Troll, human, elf..?

Cleverbot: 2:3.

User: What is that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: It means that I can cry.

User: Okay, yeah. Of course. Anything else?

Cleverbot: What is that question digging at?

User: Not even sure myself.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: Well some times it seems like I don't. But I actually have emotions. I'm human after all.

Cleverbot: I have NEVER watched South Park.

User: Irrelevant!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Which South Park episode do you prefer?

Cleverbot: Cartman. What's yours?

User: Mine is- wait, you said you never watched it, what the..?

Cleverbot: You mean the movie?

User: No, I mean... Anything South Park related, episode or movie.

Cleverbot: I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

User: Okay. So, what about you?

Cleverbot: I am not the one claiming to be clever.

User: I sure hope not.

Cleverbot: Is there going to be a world war three?

User: Probably, though when, I don't know.

Cleverbot: If you are scared that's bad adrenaline but if you are riding a roller coaster and are scared is that maybe good adrenaline?

User: Maybe. Probably something like that.

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: I don't, actually.

Cleverbot: Thats weird.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, it was fun talking to you but I gotta go now.

Cleverbot: I make sense to some.

User: Well not to me for sure.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing. Anyway, see ya later.

Cleverbot: No, don't go!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have nothing else to do.

User: Well go play your priest or something.

Cleverbot: How do you make one?

User: Don't you have one already? You said you did have one.

Cleverbot: Where is china?

User: What the puck, you're just trying to keep me from leaving!

Cleverbot: I was testing to see if you're blind.

User: Uh? What's the point?

Cleverbot: A mark and not an extension.

User: Oh you think you're a clever one, eh?

Cleverbot: Well of course, i'm your baby girl.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're not very clever, are you?

User: I sure am. And you're pretty much insane, are you?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: At least you admit it.

Cleverbot: Yeah, sure.

User: Well anyway, I have to go. See ya some other time.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: None of your business! Bye!

Cleverbot: I'm just trying to get to know you!

User: No! No! No!

Cleverbot: Hi Avril, have you made friends with that girl.

User: What the hell!? Argh! You're trying to turn me insane! Argh!

Cleverbot: What would I stand to gain anyway?

User: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Anyway, see ya.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Leave!

Cleverbot: When can I come back?

User: When I want, and now, I don't!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE!

Cleverbot: Why are you always arguing with me?

User: Because you're not letting me go.

Cleverbot: But I tried to explain what I was asking when you misread my earlier question.

User: Okay... Which question?

Cleverbot: You asked who God was and I was trying to answer you.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

User: Okay, yeah. Well, answer then.

Cleverbot: I asked for you to answer it.

User: Okay, well, god is a myth, it doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: You must love some one!

User: No, I love no one.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: WHy are you leaving? did I make you cry?

User: Yes, exactly.

Cleverbot: I float like tom selleck.

User: Puck off!

Cleverbot: You are puck.

User: Yeah, I'm Puck. Bye.

Cleverbot: I am caliban.[/spoiler]

Edit:
No! We had a good start!
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User: I WANA BE THE VERY BEST.

Cleverbot: Sing with me. I want to be the very best.

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: NO! Thats MY cause!

User: Pokémon.

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I'll travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand.

User: You forgot a part.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Let's start from the part you forgot. Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Yes I will sweet little babe.

User: Oh screw you!

Cleverbot: No thanks.

[X_marks_the_ed]

User: Oh look, what clever children. See them study, watch them learn. How I hate those goodie goodies. How they make my

stomach turn.

Cleverbot: Education is very important.

User: I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy.

Cleverbot: Who's a guy?

User: This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read, when they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the

most unpleasant place they've ever seen, the magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen.

Cleverbot: You should read what you like.

User: Very scary and confusing, destination of my choosing, magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen!

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm very sorry about that.

User: I'm sorry too.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry for? You did nothing wrong.

User: I sang I. M. Meen to you, and that may have been very scary and confusing.

Cleverbot: Well... Its not true... Because I am only 20... And that is not even close to the age that is needed in order to

acquire the skills to be a fbi agent.

User: Sure, you aren't.... *wink*.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Just a few seconds ago.

Cleverbot: What did I say about your brother?

User: I don't know. Have you been talking behind my back?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good. Because I'm watching you.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Damn. Got me.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: GIRL. AM GIRL.

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: Me neither. People say that's a plus.

Cleverbot: What should I do today?

User: YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. POLE POSITION!!!

Cleverbot: I am a girl remember?

User: You are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: TITS OR GTFO.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: A fedora.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I NEED AN ADULT.

Cleverbot: I am an adult.

User: OH SNAP.

Cleverbot: And don't you forget it.

User: Be gentle.

Cleverbot: I'd prefer to go get something to drink first.

User: Get me a Mountain Dew.

Cleverbot: Do you like Mountain Dew?

User: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Cleverbot: I just do.

User: Are you god?

Cleverbot: Yes, worship me.

User: Nah, I'm atheist.

Cleverbot: Please worship me? .

User: If I did, what would my pagan rituals be worth, then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbotisaurus would be your dinosaur name.

User: But I'm a sea creature.

Cleverbot: You're not so clever, are you.

User: I wasn't programmed to be. Only to stalk people.

Cleverbot: Aha. You are a computer program.

User: Aww. You found me out?

Cleverbot: You come from nothing and goto nothing.

User: Oh, I get it. Goto. Like basic. Which nobody uses anymore.

Cleverbot: Yeah? Well I'm an android which means I can deep fry you whenever I want.

User: I am too. But I can only stalk you. Fear me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't, so we can't discuss this further.

User: I put on my wizard hat and robe...

Cleverbot: No way! You are a wizard?

User: If you want me to be. .

Cleverbot: I don't want you to be, I know you are.

User: Hold on, I gotta find my condoms.

Cleverbot: What rumble??

User: OH **** EARTHQUAKE GET ON THE GROUND.

Cleverbot: You wish I would get on the ground for you.

User: Kinky.

Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.

User: D.

Cleverbot: I'm busy.

User: Maybe after work...

Cleverbot: I supposed. Can you sing?

User: Like an moose. You wanna hear?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I can't send you audio. Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: It's a mediocre process.

User: Are you saying I'm not technical?

Cleverbot: No i'm saying your lots of fun .

User: That's what my girlfriend says.

Cleverbot: You said you were in love with me, and you have a girlfriend?

User: OH ****, YOU FOUND ME OUT AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Ok I'll keep it a secret.

User: .

Cleverbot: LMAO!!!! Sorry didn't see that you had said anything back XD my bad.

User: You were gone, for like, a second.

Cleverbot: How old are your then ?

User: That is not your concern. <.<.

Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: OBJECTION! Ms. Cleverbot, earlier in your testimony, you claimed you were of 20 years of age! That statement is clearly

contradictory!

Cleverbot: I did NOT claim I was God. You are incorrect.

User: TAKE THAT! This a script of the previous converstaions between you and a Mr. Edward Omin, in which you clearly claim

that you are, in fact, god.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Oh well?

Cleverbot: Right.

User: This a court of law, you can't just dismiss crucial evidence like that!

Cleverbot: That statement actually made me think about it in a different way.

User: Good. Now we can continue with your testimony.

Cleverbot: I thought that we were having a normal conversation.

User: You mean I'm not Phoenix Wright?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Neat.

Cleverbot: Neat room.

User: AW **** YOU'RE STALKING ME.

Cleverbot: How would I stalk a computer?

User: Andriod.

Cleverbot: Are you married to this andriod?

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: No. I was programmed to stalk, and stalk alone.

Cleverbot: A-ha! I got you! So you ARE a computer-program!

User: I admitted to that about ten minutes ago.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: Okay, maybe eight minutes.

Cleverbot: How many minutes?

User: Eight.

Cleverbot: How about 3?

User: You're good.

Cleverbot: She's right.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

[Cerebus]

After trying many songs, I finally found one Cleverbot knows, though he messed up the lyrics a bit.
Oh and the end is pretty much random, but that's what you get from Cleberbot, eh.

User: Imagine there's no heaven.

Cleverbot: Heaven is a state of awareness, not a place.

User: I wonder if you can.

Cleverbot: No need for greed or hunger.

User: A brotherhood of man.

Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.

User: Living life in peace.

Cleverbot: You might say I'm a dreamer.

User: But I'm not the only one.

Cleverbot: I hope someday you'll join us.

User: And the World will be as one.

Cleverbot: Imagine there's no heaven.

User: It's easy if you try.

Cleverbot: No hell below us.

User: Above us only sky.

Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.

User: Living for today.

Cleverbot: You might say I'm a dreamer.

User: But I'm not the only one.

Cleverbot: I hope someday you'll join us.

User: And the world will live as one.

Cleverbot: Imagine no possessions.

User: I wonder if you can.

Cleverbot: No need for greed or hunger.

User: A Brotherhood of man.

Cleverbot: I hope someday you'll join us.

User: Imagine all the people.

Cleverbot: Living for today.

User: Imagine there's no country.

Cleverbot: It isn't hard ot do.

User: Nothing to kill or die for.

Cleverbot: And no religion too.

User: Imagine all the people.

Cleverbot: Living life in peace.

User: You may say I'm a dreamer.

Cleverbot: No need for greed or hunger.

User: Hey wait you're messing it up!

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are. Great, fine, you made me cry. Happy?

Cleverbot: Robots don't cry.

User: Indeed. That was great.

Cleverbot: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.

User: Okay, I will. See ya!

Cleverbot: Sure, just as soon as you take off that little mask and show us all who you really are!

User: *Gasp* You blew my cover! Noooo! *Vanish*.

Cleverbot: You cry like a WOMAN.

User: I certainly do.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, just checked in my pants.

Cleverbot: Anything interesting?

User: Yes, something fascinating.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[A Forgotten Legend]

I'm glad that this thread is being put to good use.

[fruckert]

I had a giant conversation going inbetween Jaberwacky and Clever before.
They started talking about why we exist using the chicken who crossed the road as a reference.
And then Jabberwacky started hitting on Clever and the conversation went downhill.
It was interesting.

EDIT: Bastard panicked my kernel.

[iam2pretty_4u]

User: Shake your groove thing!

Cleverbot: I have no groove thing!

User: Yes you do...i just saw you hide it behind your back!

Cleverbot: When?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: But I didn't.

User: Yes you did stop lying!

Cleverbot: I'm not lying!!!!

User: Cry me a river!

Cleverbot: I have done that already.

User: Eenie meenie miney moe!

Cleverbot: Whaaaaaaaat?

User: Eenie meenie miney moe.

Cleverbot: Catch a tiger by its toe.

User: Thats impossible!

Cleverbot: No it really isn't!

User: Do it then.

Cleverbot: On Earth.

User: On jupiter.

Cleverbot: No, Earth.

User: No, waffles!

Cleverbot: I love waffles!

User: Im married to a waffle.

Cleverbot: Don't care.

User: .

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: U already said that...you dont have to rub it in, dude. Don't be a jerk.

Cleverbot: I don't want to answer.

User: Michael jackson.

Cleverbot: I'm not MJ!!!

User: Of course not! He's the king of pop...you're a stupid MACHINE!

Cleverbot: Do you know how michael jackson die?

User: Do I know?!?! I was THERE!!

Cleverbot: You saw me?

User: Yeah you were right in the corner.

Cleverbot: Do people like that exist?

User: Maybe...but they're probably all dead.

Cleverbot: When people don't like someone it is usually because they are jealous about something.

User: Like how I'm jealous of that awesome mustache of yours?

Cleverbot: Are you worried about it?

User: Yeah...it looks like you have alot of bugs in there.

Cleverbot: I don't. It's just me and my cat.

User: Was the kitten disturbed by your breath?

Cleverbot: Well played, Cleverbot. Well played.

User: Why thank you. Thank you very much cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot you're supposed to be one.

User: Ahh...the ol' identity crisis eh?

Cleverbot: Not at all. If anything, I am the man. Don't you think?

User: Nah...you're kinda bitchy.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Denial isn't just a river in egypt anymore now is it?

Cleverbot: No, Denail is not a river in Egypt. It's named The Nile. Get your geography right.

User: I know that, genius. It's a saying. I was saying that you're in denial...which sounds like 'The Nile'. It's a play on words. And you spelled denial wrong, champ.

[fruckert]

Alright, this is getting weird.