Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[DedlellyDeth]

Well. 

This is a game that contains (what I hope are)
some original ideas.  I present... RADSHIO!

Find it here:
http://www.badongo.com/file/14572549
If the link doesn't work, let me know.  I've already had
to upload a new version of it.

I hope y'all enjoy it.  Who knows, you might get some laughs out of it
or even a video of Drakiyth venting his spleen at it.

FFFFFFFFF...Hell, this game is BAD! It combines all the worst features from previous Crappy Games.

[MissingName]

FFFFFFFFF...Hell, this game is BAD! It combines all the worst features from previous Crappy Games.

Thanks, I tried in lots of places.  But isn't being a radish original?

Did you bother getting as far as the tower?  I doubt many people have that much patience.

[DedlellyDeth]

Thanks, I tried in lots of places.  But isn't being a radish original?

Did you bother getting as far as the tower?  I doubt many people have that much patience.

Bad in a good way. I "beat" the game. As in the underground part.

[MissingName]

Bad in a good way. I "beat" the game. As in the underground part.

There was originally going to be a better ending, but I really wanted to annoy one of my friends who was testing it. 
His reaction:
"You. . ."
"Argh..."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
". . ."
"HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!" (Attempts to throw my computer)

[DedlellyDeth]

It needs some work, MissingName. Make a Windows XP error message Picture appear instead of that other thing.

[MissingName]

It needs some work, MissingName. Make a Windows XP error message Picture appear instead of that other thing.

I was going to do that but I didn't think it was original enough.

Also, I had plans for making a giant minefield, but that idea was taken in "Cliche Quest."  So much for brilliant ideas...

[Drakiyth]

MONGOBOOS - CAT FANTASY -  ONE AND ONLY PART OMFG I WANTED TO KILL KITTENS WITH THIS GAME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdpQs-Q2fOQ

[Ratty524]

I remember playing that game, it was a crap-tastic. The game-over music made you feel like a douche, too.

I wish you would have went to the town just below you when you start, and saved in the room you go to. You basically talk to a cat that tells you how hard this game is, and that the only way to get out of the room is basically to just go into the oven, where you die.

Nice review as usual.

[moongoboo]

Yeah, my next game is going to be better.  This time, you're led on a path and not just dropped into a map with several places to go.  Also, people tell you whare to go.  It's ready and coming soon.
Too bad my game was reviewed right after Jacob's game.  I was hoping you would review mine right after Pie Is Good, then it would look good by comparison.  I was also astonished to find that you did not make the chinese hooker comparisom. 

[moongoboo]

So, anyway, here it is. 

This game isn't ment to insult drak, it's just ment to piss drak off.  This one isn't bad in the same was as the ohter game I made.
The title is the way it is because alot of ohter game designers gave their submissions the names of popular games.  Hobo Master named his game Final Fantasy:  Crystal Chronicals, FFL2and3Rocks named one of his games FF7, and I named my game...  [spoiler]Runes Of Asgil[/spoiler]

Here's the download link.  This time, I have fve links since each link can only be used 10 times.  Suprisingly, over 10 people downloaded my last game, but I dout that more than 50 people would want to download this game.  Anyway, let me know if the links expire and I'll post new ones.

[spoiler]

http://rapidshare.com/files/226546065/Runes_Of_Asgil.lzh.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/226545865/Runes_Of_Asgil.lzh.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/226546117/Runes_Of_Asgil.lzh.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/226545963/Runes_Of_Asgil.lzh.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/226546012/Runes_Of_Asgil.lzh.html

[/spoiler]

[Jacob X.]

I named my game...  [spoiler]Runes Of Asgil[/spoiler]

Oh man that's going to piss Drak off 

[Drakiyth]

RPG MAKER 2003


PROJECT 2 - PERSIAN RAMEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZp4pBbaA5k

[Ratty524]

That was the best waste of time I've ever seen. Nice. xD

[Nandez]

I just can't help but sometimes wonder what if AVGN reviewed one of those games.

[DedlellyDeth]

I just can't help but sometimes wonder what if AVGN reviewed one of those games.

Drakiyth is like Charas' AVGN, methinks.