Charas Grand Adventure Game

[X_marks_the_ed]

The GREAT SPACE GOD RAINs DOWN on Megatron, crushing him horribly. Ed stops his chanting. Apparently he was still chanting this whole time.

GREAT SPACE GOD: "You're not a Mormon! Or a Scientologist! Why did you summon me!?"
Fish: "I didn't summon you. Go ask Ed."
GREAT SPACE GOD turns to Ed, churning Megatron under him.
Ed: "Oh hai there."
GREAT SPACE GOD zaps Ed. He dies.
Fish: "No! Isn't he invincible or something?"
GREAT SPACE GOD: "No. He'll just be reborn."
Ed 2: "Oh hai there."
Ed 6192384: "Howdy."

[fruckert]

Fruckert: I must admit, that was very strange...now to finish my movie...for the fourth time

[Rahl]

Rahl: *A spirit once again* "Why were you driving around a Megatron anyway?? Mabey... Rusty must have been Megatron all this time!"

[X_marks_the_ed]

GREAT SPACE GOD: "If nobody needs me, I'll be going now."
GREAT SPACE GOD flies back into deep space.
Ed 9: "Let's all go fight each other to see who wins!"
Ed 1938475580382740528274956023845 and a half: "Awesome!"

*Epic battle ensues. All that can be seen are a ton of Eds, purple sparks, and lots of hamburger patties.*

Only Ed 1337, Ed 69, and Ed RU486 remain.
Ed 69: "Wait. Why must we fight? We should learn to love each other."
Ed 1337: "I agree."
Ed 69: "Group hug!"
*All three hug.*
Ed RU486: "I AM STILL HOSTILE!"
Ed 69 pats him on the shoulder.
Ed 1337: "We love you too, buddy."

[Rahl]

Rahl: *looks down at Ed* "Can I get Ed WEDF21 for a pet?"

[Fisherson]

Fish: "Well that was certanly interesting. I didn't even know there were space gods." *Looks around at all the Eds* "Man, Rusty, there so many Eds.."

Rusty: "Deedle doo"

Fish: "I sure hope none of them is evil. I mean if they organize themselves they could be more powerful than the Nazis! Imagine it, Furer Ed."

Ed2436: "Furer Ed? Hmm this sounds like fun!"

Fish: "Oh oh.."

Rusty: "Doop deedle deelde"

Ed2023: "All heil Furer Edrich!

Ed Army: *Salutes*

Edrich: "My fellow Eds, it is time to librate ourselves from the menace known as the Not Eds!

Eds: *Cheers*

Edrich: "Let us now raise and kill all the Not Eds!

Rusty: "Boop beep whistle!"

Fish: "It's not my fault they organized themselves so quicky! Well, at least they don't have tanks."

Random Saleperson: "Tanks for sale, tanks 4 sale! Come get your Not Ed crushing tanks. I have big ones, I have little ones and I even have some like that transfomer in the movie! You know the one from WW2?"

Ed23049: I'll take one of those!

Ed20484: I'll take two

Ed353543: I'll take a legion and do you have some of those Evil red and black millitary suits?

Random: Yes I do and I have enough guns to supply a clone army. ha ha!

Ed2930: We'll take it all.

*Eds equip "Evil Millitary Gear"*

Edrich: "Exelent nothing can stop us, now march, my feirce warriors!"

Colonel Ed1929: About Face!

Ed2038: "What's on my face?"

Colonel Ed1929: Ready!

Ed300: "No not realy."

Colonel Ed1929: "March!"

Ed239O: But its Febuary, not March.

Colonel Ed1929:....... "Just kill anything that's not an Ed! Charge!!

*The Ed army advancess in a could of dust*

Fish: "Oh boy.."

Rusty: "beep do bop?"

Fish: "Yeah we have to stop them, even if they are just clones and don't know any better. Come on, let's get them!" *Ingnites Lightsaber* "In the name of the Jedi I shall cu- *Is run over by a tank* "Yeeeow!"

Fish *Flattned* "I think we're going to need help on this.."

Rusty: "Doop deedle beep."

[Rahl]

Rahl: well I am a ghost, I don't suppose they can do anymore harm than has already been done. *Clasps hands at side*

Kaaaaaahme- Haaaaaaaaaaaaahme- Achoooooooooooooooooo!!!!

*Bolts of lightning fly out of my arse and fry 20 eds* "There goes my pet "

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed69: Fellow Eds, we must do something!
Ed1337: I shall defeat the evil Eds with my sheer awesomeness.
*Ed1337 gets sniped and dies.*
Ed69: Well, I guess it's just us. All the rest have gone insane.
EdRU486: I WANT TO GRIND YOUR BONES!!
Ed69: Us against the world, buddy....
*Ed69 weeps for Ed1337.*

[Rahl]

Rahl: *Gains 20 exp a head, leveling me up to level 8. New skill aquired- Revive*

*Light pierces the heavens and surrounds me as I once again become whole!*

"Lets kill some noobs"

*Pulls out Zangetsu and jumps into the inumerable masses of eds.*

"Come on fish, we can do it!"

[Fisherson]

Fish: "Well I always say "No cause is lost a long as there's one fool left to fight for it".

Rusty: "Beep bop beep!"

Fish: "Okay i stole it from Pirates 1, you happy?"

Rusty: "Doop dop bop."

Fish: "Alright then let's kill some Eds!" *Ingintes Lightsaber and charges forth* "For honor and vitory!"

Rusty: "whistle doop!"

Fish: "Take this! Force Lightning! *Fries all Eds near Fish and R2-R4*

Rahl: *Spins in a perfect circle slashing away at the Ed army* "Hi-yaah!"

Fish: *Fisherson Level up to 13 learned a new ablitity *Dual Weild Sabers* "We're winning! And i'm learning powers I never thought I could use!"

Furer Edrich: "Enough of this toying around with them, Comander, unleash the Ed walkers!"

Comander Ed2719: "Yes sir!"

Rah: "Take this!" *Uleashes a bladebeam destorying 25 more Eds* "Boo yaah!"

Fish: *Force strikes an entire group of Ed soldeirs* "Hah! This is too easy!"

Rusty: "Beep doo- Whoop whoop!"

Rahl: "What's his problem?"

Fish: "I don't know. Hey! Where did Eds get off to?"

Rahl: "They were here a second ago.. What's that?! *Points to sky*

Fish: "Well if I didn't know any better, i'd say it's a gain Ed walker.

Rahl: Oh, is that all?

Fish: "Yep let's go destroy it."

Rahl: "Sounds like a plan to me!"

Fish: "Charge!!"

Rahl: "Heehyaaah!"

*Rahl and Fish charged towards the Ed Walker with their swords held high*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*The Original Ed gets back up off the ground.*

Ed: It appears I have died. Oh well, so is life.
Ed69: The original! The master!
EdRU486: I WANT TO KILL THE MASTER!
Ed69: We have to defeat the clone Eds!
Ed: Then you know what to do.
EdRU486: CALL THE GREAT SPACE GOD?
Ed: No! We pull this lever here.
Ed69: Lever?
Ed: Lever, Rubiks Cube, same thing.
EdRU486: WE HAVE TO PULL A RUBIKS CUBE!?
Ed: No! First we solve it, then we push the button inside of it.
EdRU486: THEN IT KILLS THE EDS!?
Ed: No! It will summon THE GREAT SPACE GOD!
Ed69: And he kills the Eds?
Ed: No!! Naturally, he'll ignore our call, leaving his brother, THE HONORABLE DIRT OVERLORD to answer the call.

...

Ed: He will kill the Eds.
Ed69: K.

[Fisherson]

Furer Edrich: "Yes, yes! Go my Ed army destroy them! Mwa ha *snort*! "

Comander Ed2719: "My lord, the orginal has awoken."

Furer Edrich: "Darn! I'm so close to destroying the city and taking over the world!"

Comander Ed2719: Perhaps you can fuse with him and then you'll be unstopable!"

Furer Edrich: "Yes that could work, bring him to me! now!

Comander Ed2719: Yes sir! *Flies off to capture Ed*

[fruckert]

Fruckert: "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!"
*blows up the ship that Ed2719 is in*
Fruckert: "Shoop-da-woop"

[Rahl]

Rahl: *swings katana high in the air*

"Getsuga Tenshou!!!!"



*A compressed stream of black spirit energy erupts from the end of Zangetsu cutting through the Ed Walker ripping it and half and destroying 15 more Eds behind it"

*Gained 15X20xp, 100xp*

Remain Spirit Power: {IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII___________}
        EXP Next Level: {IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII_________}

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: *walks up to Rahl*
DWMM: Anime is pretty damn gay you know.
DWMM: *leaves*