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Offline Darrellito

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Chuck Norris Jokes
« on: January 31, 2009, 07:36:22 AM »
I know they may be a little old, but I was taking a look at some of these last night, and thought they were still funny.

Post your favorite Chuck Norris Joke, or make one up.

I'll start

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 07:56:03 AM »
Yeah, I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the Chuck Norris facts.

Chuck Norris doesn't put change into vending machines. He just roundhouse kicks them and takes what he wants.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 08:30:27 AM »
No. Just, no. This is a meme that should have died 5 years ago when it started. Chuck Norris is not great, he's a sucky actor and all Chuck Norris jokes suck.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 09:18:24 AM »
Quote from: Drace on January 31, 2009, 08:30:27 AM
No. Just, no. This is a meme that should have died 5 years ago when it started. Chuck Norris is not great, he's a sucky actor and all Chuck Norris jokes suck.

chuck norris  took a crap and it became holland
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 01:45:23 PM »
Techno Viking's better.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 03:11:49 PM »
Crap meme is crap.

but uh... I heard one once which I thought was funny, but I have an odd sense of humor:






Chuck Norris has captured all Pokemon!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 05:30:16 PM »
Every year on Chuck Norris's birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky kid to be hurled into the sun.

Idk, that one made me laugh the most.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 12:44:42 AM »
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...














































Twice!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 12:48:47 AM »
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 04:42:12 AM »
I respectfully show my utter disdain for this thread.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 04:55:16 AM »
Chicago Ted jokes are better.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 05:05:00 AM »
I am regretful to inform you that I find this thread to be quite horrible
Chuck Norris is lame, and always shall be
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 06:05:26 AM »
Chuck Norris GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T DO IT NO MATTER WHAT I TRY AND COME UP WITH IT WON'T BE FUNNY TO ME OR ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS OH GOD WHY THERE IS NO WAY TO GO ON. *Leaps off a bridge*
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2009, 08:31:14 AM »
Yeah, i normally would have ignored this gay shitty thread, but i couldnt resist trolling drace with the holland thing. He gets so sensitive, and its one of my simpler pleasures.


Also.....










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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2009, 10:21:32 AM »
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Also there are no Chuck Norris "jokes", only facts...
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