The Big Emerald

[WarxePB]

So, as per a suggestion in that other thread, I'm restarting the Big Emerald game.

Rules:

-The Big Emerald is indestructible. It can be sold, sent to another dimension, thrown into a black hole, etc., as long as there's some way to get it back.

-Post formatting is the same as the Charas Pub. Ie.

Character 1: This is me talking!
Character 2: I am also talking!
Character 1: *slaps Character 2*

-Humor is the point of this game, so try and think of inventive ways of getting the Emerald from other posters. Don't just say "I steal the emerald from Character 1".

-This isn't a serious RP, so anything goes. Killing/reviving other characters, blowing up the Earth, using a Kamehameha no Jutsu to unseal the Five Deadly Dragons who will then get the Emerald for you - as long as it can be pulled off with humor, do it. Feel free to do RP-like stuff (create characters, come up with backstories, plot twists/exposition), but remember that it's all in good fun, and that humor should come before everything else.


TL;DR - Get the Emerald!



*After many years of drifting through space...*

Warxe: *descends from the sky in a beam of light* Ah, my old stomping grounds. *pulls out the Emerald from inside his coat* It's resonating... it must be happy to be home after all these years. Perhaps I can find the secret to unlocking its true power here... somewhere on the world of Charas. But, if the past is any indication, it will be an uphill road to simply keep it, much less figure out its secrets... Well, so be it! To any fools who would dare take this Emerald... Do not expect to do so without a fi- hey, where'd it go?

Moiledzep: Hehehe! *has the Emerald, and is running away*

Warxe: Hey, I wasn't finished my monologue! Come back here, damnit! *runs after Moiledzep*

[Grandy]

Grandy: Over the years I have perfected my arts of stealing to the point I can steal that damned emerald as soon as Warxe comes back here with it! Oh, hello there.

*Moiledzep runs by*

Grandy: As soon as Warxe is back, the emerald will be mine! But wait! There he is!
Warxe: Grandy! Thanks God! Have yo-
Grandy: FALCON STEAL! *Rushes past Warxe* Let's see... wallet, pocket change, mp3, two bubblegums... Where's that damn [strike]chaos[/strike] emerald?!
Warxe: It got stolen! Moiledzep got it!
Grandy: Where's the Moiledzep?!
Warxe: Over there! *points out of screen*
Grandy: We've got to find the emerald!
Warxe: And YOU gotta help! *points at screen*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*on a flying carpet overhead*

Ed: What's with all these heads?
Gwonam: *with his hand to his head in a distempered manner.*
Ed: I guess I better get going.
Gwonam: *still distempered.* No. I can't do this anymore. Time after time, I must say 'come', 'Only can defeat', and 'Squadillah,' I'm sick of it.
*Gwonam kicks Ed off of the carpet.*
Gwonam: Fukuall! I am off!

*Ed lands on Moiledzep.*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: On that note... uh... You must eat the Emerald for dinner. *takes the Emerald from under Ed and Moiledzep*
Grandy: Great! I'll grab my stuff! *steals the Emerald from Warxe's hands*
Warxe: Oh, it's on. You will DIE! *throws a book at Grandy*
Grandy: What?
Warxe: Enough of this Youtube Poop nonsense. Grandy, the Emerald is very dangerous, and I don't think you can handle it-
Moiledzep: Dr. Rabbit! *throws Warxe into a hole*
Warxe: No! Not into the pit!
Ed: That was a terrible one-liner.
Moiledzep: Spaghetti! *runs off*
Ed: ...Wait, where'd Grandy go?

[Grandy]

Pablo: Good question, where?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, innocent bystander. Do you have any information on a green-haired thief carrying a large green emerald?
Pablo: No, of course not.
Warxe: I see. Well, let me know if you see anyone wearing a lot of green.
Ed: But isn't St. Patrick's day coming up soon?
Warxe: Indeed. We will have to find Grandy before March 17th. Or else... the world as we know it could possibly end!
*Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!*

[Bluhman]

Ed: Hey wait... But aren't you...
Pablo: No. *Runs off*
Ed: Ok.
Grandy: *Takes off disguise and changes name quite quickly.* Heh. Sucker!
Bluhman: Hands up, kid. *Points gun at running Grandy* I'm quick on the draw! In this town, I am the law!
Grandy: That rhymed.
Bluhman: Silence! You are a thief! You stole an emerald!
Grandy: But I didn't rob a house, and definitely didn't break a window pane.... Look, my sister's child is close to death... And we are starving!
Bluhman: You will starve in prison unless you learn the meaning of the law!
Grandy: I know the meaning of those nineteen year-wait, I was never imprisoned! Shut up, you stupid fool! *Kicks Bluhman in the nuts and runs off.*
Bluhman: Ow! Darnit! I shall get that emerald back to the museum and this fugitive shall be put safe behind bars... I will never rest...*Begins singing* Until then, This I swear... THIS I SWEAR BY THE STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSS!!!
Grandy: *Sneaks back in* Are you done singing about how you're going to get me? *Runs back off*
Bluhman: Ye- Dammit, he ran off! I SWEAR, I SHALL NIP YOU IN THE BUD!!! *Gives chase*

[Moosetroop11]

Moosetroop11: *Runs alongside Grandy* Hey Grandy! What's up?
Grandy: Ah, you know. Business as usual.
MT11: Steeealing buisiness?
Grandy: ...
MT11: Where you steeeeal stuff?
Grandy: ...
MT11: ...Steeeeeeeeeeeal?
Grandy: Yes yes I stole the emerald! Are you gonna help me hide it somewhere or not?
MT11: Maaaaaybe. What's it for, anyway? Why does everyone want it so badly? *Taps the emerald*

*A HOLOGRAM OF SARAH C APPEARS*

SC: Help me Alex Boniverto. You're my only hope. *ckk* Help me alex Boniverto. You're my only hope. *ckk* Help me alex Boniverto. You're my only hope.

Grandy: ...well that's odd.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: ...that... that makes me C-3P0.
Ed: And?
Warxe: I AM NOT C-3P0!!! *lights Moiledzep on fire*
Moiledzep: AHHHH!
Ed: Oh the humanity!
Warxe: Now, to go and get that emerald.

***

SC: Help me Alex Boniverto. You're my only hope. *ckk*
Grandy: Why do we keep looking at this?
MT11: Because the plot calls for it?
Grandy: Guess so.
SC: Help me Alex Boniver- We're no strangers to love... You know the rules, and so do I...
MT11: Oh wow, a Rickroll. How original.
Grandy: Indeed. Next thing you know, Vegeta will come in and-
Vegeta: It's over 9000! *crushes a scouter*
Chad Warren: IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR! *shoots a lazor at Grandy*
Grandy: Wrong meme! *runs away from the lazor*
Warxe: Ah, I knew that Hallucination spell I learned would come in handy someday. *grabs emerald*
MT11: I'm still here, you know.
Warxe: Or are you?
MT11: Don't try to pull that "There is no spoon" crap on me!
Vegeta: The balls are inert. *crushes a spoon*
MT11: ...
Warxe: Yeah. *walks away*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Don't assume I don't know my youtube memes.  But whether I do or I don't it doesn't make a bit of difference guys, cos Warxe has the emerald!

[Grandy]

Grandy: Curses! I need to find a way to grab the emerald back from Warxe! But what could I do...?
!!!
Grandy: I know! I gotta believe!
ChopchopOnionMastah: *jumps in out of nowhere*
*raps start*

Kick! Punch! it's all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
The things I'll teach ya, is sure to beat ya
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now

Kick
Punch
Chop
Block

Once more now Kick
Punch
Chop
And Block

Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck
Jump
Turn
Pose

Listen carefully, Jump
Pose
Duck
And Turn

Hmm, Yeah, I see you're stealing
Kick to the limit in order to get the thing now

Kick Punch
Chop Block
Chop Kick
Punch Block

It's gonna get harder now
Duck & Jump
Turn & Pose
Duck & Turn
Jump & Pose

Come on now, Why don't you follow my words
Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be the man with the master plan, are you the man now?
Here we go! Now

Kick Punch Block
Chop Kick Block
Block Turn & Kick it
Block Duck Punch
Duck Duck Turn
Jump Kick Chop
And Punch Punch Punch

Grandy: Whoa! I feel totally capable of taking Warxe on after this brief karate lesson! Here I go! *runs after Warxe*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: Wait! I want to run too, Grandy!

*runs up beside Grandy.*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Fools! Your pitiful rap skills will do nothing... against my LEET GUITAR HERO JAMMING! *whips out a Guitar Hero guitar* Blue, blue, blue-orange, green-yellow-blue, red, red, green! Ha, I just got 100% on Through The Fire and Flames on Expert! And with the Big Emerald amplifying my powers, you have no chance to survive make your time!

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Psh. I'll out DDR all of you.
*Does Burning Heat on heavy. Then gets a double A.*
By performing such a worthy performance in DDR, you must give me the emerald so that I may return it to its rightful place...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Curses... but an AA is an AA. ...here. *hands the emerald to Bluhman* But I shall be back! and I will be stronger than ever! *disappears in a puff of smoke*