The Big Emerald

[Fisherson]

--- Above the planet ---

David: *Checks intruments* Are you sure this is the right palnet, Rusty?

R2R4: *Beep bop doodle! Beep boop bop booop*

David: Okay! I'm sorry i didn't beleive you. Sheesh!

Jet: *wlaks in muching on a poisoned twinkie* What's going on?

David: It's nothing. The instruments were acting funky... hey wait a minute! What are doing onmy ship?

Jet: Hm? Oh yeah.. Well it it's long story.-

David: Nevermind, you can tell me when we land.

--- back on the surface ---

Darrellito:Ha ha! The emerald is mine! Now to use it's power to awaken the evilspirt of the emer- Wait a minute, this doesn't look right.

Voice: WHAT DO MEAN?

Darellito: Well for starters, why is there a giant bull's eye in the middle of this lush green feild? I mena that ju- *Is crushed by the David's ship*


David: *deceneds landing ramp* What a beutiful planet. just look at this lush eco system! We need protect and maintian- Ooof!

Jet: *Knocks David down* Ohh man I think i'm going to be sick! *hurls all over a rabbit*

David:..... (I need new freinds)

Darellitto: *Under landing gear* Owwww.. Y-you tri-trick-k-ked -me-- meh *Dies*

Voice: Mwa ha ha ha! Now to roll away and escap- *Is picked up* WTF?!

David: What in the world is this giant emerald doing out hear in this beutiful feild?

Jet: Ulp oooh *Freezes and sees emerald* Nyah nuaa!

David: Jet? You feeling okay?

Jet: Give us that David.

David: Why?

Jet: Becuse it's my birthday.... and i want it.

David: Uh look, a hooker with a whole box of poisoned twinkies and two jug of beer!

Jet: :O Realy where? *looks around*

David: *Force runs the other way*

[Grandy]

*OUTAR SPACE, words start rolling and falling to the background at the theme of Star Wars*

 BIG EMERALD

 EPISODE III

 After being defeated on his own game by Dragonium, Grandy lost the Big Emerald, which ended in the hands of David. After regaining his confidence, Grandy finds his way to confront and get back what once belonged to him.

 *scene goes to a Star Destroyer-esque spaceship, an Empire Tie Fighter flies into it and lands inside a docking area*
Grandy: *Jumps out of the Tie Fighter, dressed in a dark robe, gets surrounded by stormtroopers, then slowly raises up and activates a green lightsaber*
Grandy: George Lucas will sooo sue my ***!
*forces push the troopers in front of him, the other start shooting at him*
*Grandy ignores the lasers and slowly walks to a door to the deck, before leaving, he looks back to the stormtroopers and points at them*
Grandy: Your aiming sucks!
Stormtroopers: *look at their own feet, ashamed*
--IN THE DECK--
David: *looking at outer space* So... you have came. I have been expecti-
Grandy: *force pushes David into outer space through the window*
David:(Darth Vader's) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Grandy: There we go. *force pulls the emerald back to himself* Yesz! ......*looks at own hand, then points to a few rubble and glass shards* *they start floating in circles*
Grandy: Hehe, funny powers. =D *spends some more time playing with his absurd midi-chlorians*

[TGF]

Meanwhile, while all of this has been taking place, a lone Package has been floating through outer space....

*Package floats through broken window*
Grandy:Wtfomgbbqhax?
Package:Yo, homie!
Grandy:ONOEZ MY FATE IS SEALED!!11!!!1
*Package transforms into Deluxe Package*
-------------------------------------
Wild GRANDY appeared!
Go! DLXEPCKAGE! (DLXEPCKAGE's cry)
What will DLXEPCKAGE do? [Fight] [Bag] [Charasmon] [Run]
[UPS Truck] [Mailbox Smash] [onoezadillema] [Steal Emerald]
DLXEPCKAGE used UPS Truck!
Enemy GRANDY has been flattened!
Enemy GRANDY is paralyzed.
DLXEPCKAGE used Steal Emerald!
Enemy GRANDY is ticked off!
DLXEPCKAGE fled!

[Darkfox]

As Deluxe Package breaks for it a dark figure of a semi-muscular man emerges from the shadows, his hair red, his eyes glowing red, piercings in both his ears, two in the right, one large one in the left and one through his left eyebrow, he wears a torn shirt and wrn pants, he looms over the package with an evil toothy grin then...

Red: YOINK! *takes the emerald and runs* Hahahaha! Fast fast as you can be, you can never catch Red Rumi! Ya loooosers!  *hits a wall* ...I MEANT to do that! *continues running*

(Red Rumor is a recent abnozious character from the bizarre world of my mind)

[Grandy]

Grandy: Wall! Did he hurt you buddy? Wall? Speak to me! Wall?! WALL?!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!! Red Rumor, you can't do that! You'll creat a TIME PARADOX! Unless you gimme that shinny thing you're holding.

[Darkfox]

Red: Time paradox! Oh no! Those are ba- *hair turns blue*

Blue: You fool, do not give him our Emerald. Time paradoxes do not occur in such a manner as it is statistically impossible as we have not tinkered with the space-time continuum. It is simple elementary my other half. *hair turns red*

Red: Uhhhhh... *blank look as if his brain has been fried* wa-yu-say?

Blue: Fool! Such is a time for trepidation!

Red: Trepi-wha?

Blue: Run you incompetent ape!

Red: Oh! Right! Look Grandy, *points* a TimeSplitter!  *runs* And you mean to say WE are an incompetent ape!

Blue: Ohhhh shut up...

[Grandy]

Grandy: *turns around, a Timesplitter is standing there*
Grandy: :D

--TWO POSTS IN THE PAST--

As Deluxe Package breaks for it a dark figure of a semi-muscular man emerges from the shadows, his hair red, his eyes glowing red, piercings in both his ears, two in the right, one large one in the left and one through his left eyebrow, he wears a torn shirt and wrn pants, he looms over the package with an evil toothy grin then...

Red: YOINK!

*Time portal opens up and Grandy's foot sticks from it in front of Red's leg*

Red: *trips in the foot and drops the emerald*

Grandy: *comes out from portal* Thank you, Mr. Splitter! What a nice fellah. *grabs emerald from the ground*

[Fisherson]

Grandy: he he! That was too easy!

*Suddenly a time portal opens up and an older looking version of Grandy comes out*

Grandy: What the..? Who the-?

Future Pablo: Grandy? Is that you?

Grandy: Nice try, David! I know it's you using a Force illusion! *Ingnites lightsaber*

Future Pablo: No wait it's realy me! I've come from the future to tell-

Grandy:-me that the emerald is dangerous and that it must be transpoted into the future with you?

Future Pablo: ...Uh yeah pretty much. How;d you know?

Grandy: Becuase under that mask you're realy *pulls off mask*

Crowd: *Gasp*

Grandy: It was you all along, Archem? You're the one who killed Bluhman, but why?

Archem: Why? You ask me WHY?!

Grandy: Pretty much, yeah.

Archem: Honestly? I intend to use it to ascend to the power of a divine being and take over Charas! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

Grandy:....Okay....

Archem: Now give me the emreald!

Grandy: Never! I would rather die than- *Mini missile hits Grandy*

Archem: Whoa! **** man, what the **** just happened?

R2R4: Dweedle doop. *stores emerald in chest cavity* Doop! *Treads away*

[Darrellito]

Darrellito: *Appears out of the shadows near Fish*

Darrellito: <.<    >.>         Seems like the coast is clear.
*Walks up next the the R2 unit*
Darrellito: AUUUGH STOP YELLING AT ME!
*Uses one of his arm blades to pry open R2's chest cavity*
Emerald: IT BE ABOUT TIME BOYO. WHAT TOOK YA?
Darrellito: Well, I got landed on by a ship, and I only had one life left, so I had to find 50 cents and here I am.
Emerald: ALL RIGHT LAD AWAY WIT YE AND I TO THE MOUNTAINS!
Darrellito: Right boss.
*Takes emerald and disappears back into the shadows*

[Fisherson]

Darrellito: Heh! That was easy, now to take this Emerald to- *hit's a bunny* WTF?!

Darrellito: Are you okay?

Bunny:......

Darrellito: :O Oh no! I think I killed him! Waaah!

Jet: *Dressed like Doctor* Step aside! I'm a doctor who can predict the future!

Man: Doctor Who?

Jet: Doctor what?

Man: No, Doctor Who!

Jet: I think you have a bad case of splitting head ache.

Man: What? That's ridiculous I don- *Is hit by giant mallet*

Jet: Wait... I forgot to count for variable change...*Imp smile* Whoops!   Now come here my precious! *Grabs Emerald* It's all *is tackled by bunny* Aaaaaaah! Ow ow! Let go meh ear! Aaaah! Th pain!

[Grandy]

 .....but little did they know...

 ....that due to the Thirty Xanatos Pile Up....


 Grandy had the emerald

 Grandy: *DRAMATIC CAMERA ZOOM, then slowly rises his head* Just as planned. [/Kira]

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed grabs Grandy's arm and puts a ring on him.*

Ed: You're the tenth now!
*Ed runs off.*

Grandy: ....

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

Captain Ultimate Loverboy Bill: Ha! I'm not quite dead yet!

*gets trampled by the fleeing Ed*

Unfortunately for Grandy... CULB was just playing a complicated game of Xanatos Speed Chess! CULB actually has the emerald and Gurdy actually has a sports bra fashioned many ways to look identical to the emerald!

CULB: *DRAMATIC CAMERA ZOOM, then slowly rises his head* Just as planned. [/Kira]

[Fisherson]

ClUB was about to get up when suddenly....

CLUB: Ha! That was too easy-

Ed: *Ignite Lightsaber* *Vader-like voice* "Give me the Emerald."

CLUB: "James Earl Jones is that you? I thought you were dead."

Ed: "........ Screw it!" *Force chokes CLUB to death and takes Emerald* "Ha! Now the Emerald is mine! With it's power I shall *A man swings in on a rope and takes the Emerald from Darth Ed* Whaaa??

David: "Aaaaaaaahaaaaaa! Two can play this game of 'impersonating pepole from old movies'! *Swings away* [/tarzan]

Ed: "David wacth out for that tree!"

David: "Huh? What- *KERSMACK* treeee...."

The Emerald lands in Warxe's hands.

Warxe: "When will pepole learn that TV is dangerous?"

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: Enough play! Tetkus, take the emerald!

...

Ed: Right. Tetkus isn't here.