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geeze I'm christain and I take no offense to my screen name.
I don't want to judge, but...
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Is it a crime for jesus to be in my sock?
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.