A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading

[MissingName]

So I was sitting in AP Bio.  This happened:

Later followed up by "I thought babies have fingers when they come out."  

Yeah.  That guy's an idiot.

I have all sorts of stories I might put into comic form.  Updates will be... erratic at best.

[Archem]

Too bad the "art" is terrible. The joke was at least better than most of the newspaper strips, so you're at least competent.

Sorry, I'm bitter at Lucas. There will be no make-up sex after this bungle.

[MissingName]

Too bad the "art" is terrible.

I'm just too lazy.  Plus, I was working without a mouse at the time.  That little dot in the center of the keyboard is terrible for MS Paint.

[Zerlina]

I remember in science class once- someone asked the teacher "If a woman is pregnant with twins, can one of them eat the other one?"

[Darkfox]

You know what? In college I had two absent-minded girls in my course that might have said that.

[Mr.Dark666]

I laughed when I read it!  GOod job man, Maek more 

[Archem]

I remember in science class once- someone asked the teacher "If a woman is pregnant with twins, can one of them eat the other one?"

Watch Venture Brothers.

[MissingName]

Working on two more detailed ones: what happens if you piss off the priest teaching Russian.

[fruckert]

o.O

[MissingName]

Yuppers, I go to a Catholic school.  (I'm kinda agnostic... shh!) 

Our uniform is as follows: Shirt, tie, khaki pants, dress shoes, blazer (in the winter).

[fruckert]

lol

[Bluhman]

ಠ_ಠ Indeed.

[Archem]

I'm terrified by all the Catholicism. It's creepy, and makes the humor far more tense than it needs to be.

[MissingName]

Ok, I'll stop with the priest stories.  Next, my crazy calculus teacher!

SQUIRREL TWANGING!  Think of all possible meanings to that phrase, and we'll see if you get it right.

[Bluhman]

Firing squirrels out of catapults/slingshots?