COMIC POST: Who would you punch in the face!? PART 1 IS HERE.

[Archem]

Not even good parody. Hell, it's barely even parody. "Guys, check this out! We're Transmogrifiers! Watch me break dance while he receives genital punishment!"

I'm in stitches.

[Drakiyth]

I'd like to punch this...

LOL I've seen that twit on youtube a couple times.

[Valiere]

I'm lost. Who's the whale-girl?

[Bluhman]

The people who make the "___ Movie" movies.
Why did our society suddenly decide that nonstop parody is REALLY ****ing hilarious?

Wait, society thinks they're funny? Dammit.

I think Uwe Boll was already mentioned.

I want to punch the people currently working in Sonic Team. Stop making stupid characters. The Sonic franchise does not need knights, genies, silver marijuana hedgehogs, burning cats, kratos arm werehogs, ice cream eating fairy things, or convoluted schemes that involve the chaos emeralds and another arbitrary element, such as princess Elise, Iblis, or Explody-thing-McDeath whatever he is in Sonic Unleashed. For god sakes, create a good game that has only Sonic as the cool, attitude-filled guy he is, Tails as the helpful optimist and inventor to aid Sonic, Knuckles, as the badass loner he was meant to be from day one (but then got overshadowed by... Well, Shadow, embarrasingly, and became a gullible weirdo thing), and Robotnik, who recently keeps getting overrun by chaos beasts and energy chickens for position as the main villain. We do not need God of War ripoffs, Fishing minigames, Emerald hunts, or run-into-wall insta-death sections in our game. Sonic is an embodiment of speed. His games should probably reflect that better. I bet F-Zero GX has more concentrated speed in it overall than Sonic Unleashed (probably because of the werehog bullcrap). Hell, they were making (or made) a kart racing game for Sonic and his SEGA friends. WHY DOES SONIC NEED A KART. HOW THE HELL IS MARIO EVEN CAPABLE OF COMPETING AGAINST THE FASTEST THING ALIVE IN THE OLYMPICS. WHY DOES SHADOW CARRY A GUN AND RIDE AROUND IN A MOTORBIKE WHEN HE CLEARLY RUNS FASTER.  WHY. WHY. WHY.

In short, stop ****ing up Sonic Team. Stop milking the stupid fans and convince the smart ones that they were wrong about you.

This rant was stupid.

[MissingName]

This rant was absolutely true +1 oh wait.

[supasora]

I'm lost. Who's the whale-girl?

I think it's supposed to be some youtube british chick who sings the "twilight came out today!" song.

[fruckert]

It looks to me like a caricature of Stephanie Meyer, made of course to look much more hideous than she actually is.

[ellie-is]

I want to punch the people currently working in Sonic Team. Stop making stupid characters. The Sonic franchise does not need knights, genies, silver marijuana hedgehogs, burning cats, kratos arm werehogs, ice cream eating fairy things, or convoluted schemes that involve the chaos emeralds and another arbitrary element, such as princess Elise, Iblis, or Explody-thing-McDeath whatever he is in Sonic Unleashed. For god sakes, create a good game that has only Sonic as the cool, attitude-filled guy he is, Tails as the helpful optimist and inventor to aid Sonic, Knuckles, as the badass loner he was meant to be from day one (but then got overshadowed by... Well, Shadow, embarrasingly, and became a gullible weirdo thing), and Robotnik, who recently keeps getting overrun by chaos beasts and energy chickens for position as the main villain. We do not need God of War ripoffs, Fishing minigames, Emerald hunts, or run-into-wall insta-death sections in our game. Sonic is an embodiment of speed. His games should probably reflect that better. I bet F-Zero GX has more concentrated speed in it overall than Sonic Unleashed (probably because of the werehog bullcrap). Hell, they were making (or made) a kart racing game for Sonic and his SEGA friends. WHY DOES SONIC NEED A KART. HOW THE HELL IS MARIO EVEN CAPABLE OF COMPETING AGAINST THE FASTEST THING ALIVE IN THE OLYMPICS. WHY DOES SHADOW CARRY A GUN AND RIDE AROUND IN A MOTORBIKE WHEN HE CLEARLY RUNS FASTER.  WHY. WHY. WHY.

In short, stop ****ing up Sonic Team. Stop milking the stupid fans and convince the smart ones that they were wrong about you.

Bluhman, I love you so ****ing much.

[Ben]

I wouldn't punch anyone in the face. Im not a man of violence.
There are a few Fundamentalist Religious types who would like to see me burn for silly reasons.
Rather then punch their faces, Id like to sodomize them on tape and make viral videos out of the montages I would invariably make,
set to various musical scores.

And then Id punch Drak, for making this thread....but not in the face. Maybe the ears... Or the Throat.

[Drakiyth]

I wouldn't punch anyone in the face. Im not a man of violence.
There are a few Fundamentalist Religious types who would like to see me burn for silly reasons.
Rather then punch their faces, Id like to sodomize them on tape and make viral videos out of the montages I would invariably make,
set to various musical scores.

And then Id punch Drak, for making this thread....but not in the face. Maybe the ears... Or the Throat.

I love you too man <3