Author Topic: ~ My awful, foul, rubbish games ~ DOWNLOAD HERE!! (Read 8988 times)

zuhane · « **on:** August 17, 2010, 10:30:24 PM »

Please bear in mind that games take a while to upload, so I'll keep updating this list every few hours or so!

Due to popular demand/nagging/why-the-hell-not, I've decided to upload all of my monstrosities
of games for people to play for themselves. Be warned: They're awful - and really, really offensive.

Invasion of the Sexy Chimps
-The original Invasion of the Sexy Chimps is right here and ready for you to (attempt to) play:
http://www.mediafire.com/?yd6e5dh526u2q9d

Invasion of the Sexy Chimps 2
-The second Invasion of the Sexy Chimps was never released for Drak to review, as I thought 1
and 3 were the best. Anyway, it's out in the open for you to (possibly) enjoy:
http://www.mediafire.com/?eeh8ezyr139r181

Invasion of the Sexy Chimps 3
-The third installment of this fantastic Invasion of the Sexy Chimps trilogy can be found here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?l0c7cbro7jhap3b

Invasion of the Sexy Chimps Trilogy Pack
-Alternatively, you can download the Trilogy Pack. This contains all three in a nice, little bundle:
http://www.mediafire.com/?tn758111k5uvcs1

Heroin Master
-Heroin Master is a tear-jerking story about a young hero on his quest to obtain goods to satisfy his
reasonable needs. Download it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?a6qsnlh9396h8l3

Gulpy Gulpy
-Ever wanted to play a game where you're a wolf in a coma wearing a magic helmet that lets you float around
and collect fruit while being attacked by Rolf Harris? Now you can:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?c1bcjfvh487t7u5

Pensioner F**kfest
-Pensioner F**kfest wasn't released to the Crappy Games Contest, possibly due to the shortness and
the inappropriateness. It's about the story of a man who wants to have sex with his grandma - against her will!! Good stuff:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2xopzdhrzh61xk5

Furious Dyke!!
-Finally, a game created by me ages ago. I never released this into the Crappy Games Contest, although this,
in my opinion, is one of my funniest games. It's not as wild as the others, but contains some nasty insults. Enjoy:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?4465xd6s0pk5gqe

Enclosed with every game you can download is a little promo for Quasigen Island. I'm trying to give it a little popularity
and make it slightly more well known! Enjoy!!

-Zuhane

MissingName · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:13:56 AM »

Erm, you seem to be missing some links...

zuhane · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2010, 11:07:41 AM »

READ THE OP!!

Shady Ultima · « **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2010, 05:25:27 PM »

I think we have a psycho on our hands here... who the hell would come up with these ideas?

Fisherson · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2010, 07:20:59 PM »

Bwahahaha! XD What odd and totally weird looking crapy games! And all in one thread too! o.o I must say bold a daring move to make a thread for them.

Ben · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:39:44 PM »

How is this daring?

Seriously though, You should also compile everything listed here into a bundle. I would download the bundle and take it out to a lovely ethnic dinner

SaiKar · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:59:48 PM »

You would, gemini. You would.

zuhane · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:50:24 PM »

It's completely updated! I'd say "Enjoy", but you probably won't! I keep getting Youtube messages and inbox
messages from people with post counts of 2 asking for my games in lower case and putting "plzzzzz", so here
we are!

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