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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.
*sighs and takes another swig of cheap vodka*
This about sums it up.
Yeah, if the world ends next year I'm willing to pay up a hundred zillion €-dollars. Not gonna happen, people tend to be very wrong about dates that the world ends. Numerology and such isn't exactly the most precise science.