Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

Razor: *Stares at Moose vomit* You're cleaning that up too.
MT11: Boo hoo...

[Darkfox]

Neth: Here, use this... *hands MT11 a bottle of floor cleaner, though in big red letters it says "DO NOT USE TO CLEAN VOMIT MAY CREATE A MUTATED EVIL CLONE!"

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: What does that say?

-Neth: *hands Warxe the label*

-Warxe: O_o

-Xios:  ...It's just too bad that Zero can't puke...

-Jani Fors: Plus, we don't want a million evil mutated Zeros runnig around.

-Xios: Screw them running around, they would be in my army... of EVIL!

-Kratos: Why are you so intent on ruling everything?

-Xios: *shrugs*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: It's because in his childhood he had bad acme so everybody called him pizza face.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Pizza... *Eats Xios*

[Dragonium]

Samba: ... *Takes out a cloth and polish and starts polishing his gun*

Radian: ... *Regenerates his axe and starts polishing it*

Dragonium: ...?

Samba: ... *Polish, polish*

Radian: ... *Polish, polish*

Dragonium: I need something to polish... Ah, here we are. *Gets his firesword, tries to polish it but the cloth bursts into flames*

Radian: ... *Polish*

Samba: ... *Polish*

Dragonium: Hmmph... *Gets fireproof cloth, tries to polish firesword but doesn't have any polish*

Radian: ... *Polish, polish, polish*

Samba: ... *Polish, polish, polish*

Dragonium: Ah, that'll do.

*Snatches bottle of floor cleaner*

Dragonium: Hmm... "Terms of Use:

1) DO NOT USE TO CLEAN VOMIT MAY CREATE A MUTATED EVIL CLONE!

2) DO NOT USE TO POLISH WEAPONS!

3) DO NOT APPLY TO ANYTHING THAT IS CURRENTLY BURNING!"

MT11: Uh-oh... *Vomits on firesword*

Dragonium: Hmm... Oh, what the hell.

*Starts polishing firesword*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: O.o he's not LITERALLY made of pizza!

Neth: *sneaks away*

[WarxePB]

-Xios: How dare you eat me!

*turns MT into an armored skeleton moose knight*

Xios: Now, my soulless minion, go out and destroy!

-Warxe: Why does he have to do that all the time...

-Yue: Eh, Myrrh's just like that.

-Jani Fors: ...Myrrh?

-Yue: Nickname. When he was still a treasure hunter, everyone called him "Myrrh" because he always stank.

-Warxe: O_o

-Kratos: O_o

-Jani Fors: o_O

[Razor]

Razor: Hey everybody! It's the 13th of April tomorrow, so you know that that means??
Everybody: No.
Razor: You all pay 17 times as much! Yay!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *points to Xios* Quit wreakinging havoc or I'll make you relive highschool!

[Big_Duke]

Duke just realizes he's pink.

Duke:AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!It burns!*melts*

Duke:I'm okay!Still alive!But a puddle.hmmm.Oh!I know!Darkfox,
get a pitcher!Quick!*Darkfox grabs pitcher*Now,scoop me up!
*Darkfox puts Duke in pitcher*Thanks!

Darkfox: Don't mention it.

Duke:Okay.*Darkfox sets Duke on bar counter*You!Lady of Unity!

Lady of Unity:Yeah?

Duke:Cast solid on me!*Lady of Unity casts Solid on duke*
Thanks!Human again!*sings "Human Again"from Beauty and The Beast*

[Razor]

Razor: I enjoyed you more as a puddle. Psychosis!
Psychosis: Yeess?
Razor: New plaything!
Psychosis: Squee! *melts Big Duke*
Big Duke: Noooo!

[Big_Duke]

Duke:SOLID!I learned a new spell!*Turns human*

Razor:Oh!*Duke turns Razor into a banana*

Duke:Eat that and,THAT,RUPDER SWORD PISTOL!*Blows Phychosis's arms off*

Duke:HA!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Impropper grammar, last action canceled... you destroyed an unknown, and a badly named weapon to boot! Therefore you cease to exist you redundant creep! Nobody tries to shoot Psychosis.

Big_Duke: NOOO!! THE LOGIC HURTS MY EVIL EARS!!

*Big_Duke disappears*

Lightwolf: Rupder? *laughs, then leaves*

Darkfox: *leaves with Psychosis*

[Big_Duke]

(Duke is not Evil,you mess with him he messes with you)

*Duke Reappears*

Duke:Rupder is the name of my short sword.

Razor:Why?

Duke:When it hits it sound like Rubber,I was going to call it Rudder,but I couldn't.

Razor:Oh!